Does apple do anything worse than the voicemail app?? I get that voicemails are going the way of the dodo but figure it out guys...

Thoughts and prayers @ktuck_91 https://t.co/7ibTT7IkNK

Mumford and sons concert last night. Good show ol’ sport https://t.co/9GBEiRIGNs

Probably not watching Bucs/Redskins but can already hear @mlombardiNFL saying “Nobody will talk about how the Bucs didn’t run the ball 1st and 10 with 2:45 on the clock on the Redskins 35, they’ll blame the defense”...

Yay clock mismanagement! #SalutetoService

Another Virtual 5K in the books for the @lutzie43 Road Race. PW’d on the wrong side of 30 minutes but bet I still finished before @BrianPenter #LutzieRoadRace #FatherTimeRemainsUndefeated https://t.co/hGRwrrJMoY

When you’re a Tampa fan and @ryanwhitney6 takes Caps in 7.... NOW it’s a lock https://t.co/NSLMfvA4Bb

Big Finance guys... @BarstoolBigCat @BrianPenter https://t.co/tu4ea0G4HR

Clocked a 2 4️⃣: 3️⃣9 for the #LutzieRoadRace bpenter if ya ain't… https://t.co/yULQgZNKcE

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS https://t.co/4SrfHmEMo3

Not sure what's tougher to watch- The gators first half offense or any @ChickfilA ad sans cow... #cringeworthy

Went virtual on 'em for the #LutzieRoadRace ... Did I at least beat @BrianPenter https://t.co/QVVaYGd39q

Do the trotters ever do fan giveaways? Free corn dogs, etc..? #AskGlobies

I'm going to Brookhaven Beer Fest 2015 @spiralatl @XorbiaTickets Buy Tix: http://t.co/HJuPIVCKok

Bucs will still probably pass on Mariota... #McCownIsOurGuy

"How do you spell Duck-billed platypus?" @apatterson_2 #FirstToSitInSpellingBee

Luckily for Heat fans they grew up loving the Bulls

Lightning looking like a playoff team under new coach John Coop-a-loop. I know @apatterson_2 is so excited!!

Inglorious Basterds time... #ObligeHim