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Actor. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine. Instagram: timothycsimons

Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2009
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@LouisPeitzman
Louis Peitzman
a day ago
Rudy Giuliani won't see your tweets mocking him, but survivors of getting a strong slap on the back by someone on Staten Island saying "what's up scumbag?" will.
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@neenaab3
neen
3 days ago
Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on
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@daisykpgardner
Daisy Gardner
2 days ago
Let’s goooooooo.
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Timothy Simons
3 days ago
Continued national embarrassment to Mainers @SenatorCollins thanks for nothing
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3 days ago
everyone is freaking out but calm down abortion is still legal republicans just want it to happen in elementary schools
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Timothy Simons
6 days ago
Entitled snowflake doesn’t want to work for a living; takes government handout
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ESPN
6 days ago
Breaking: Four-time major champion Brooks Koepka is the latest golfer to join the LIV Golf Invitational Series, sources have confirmed to @Mark_Schlabach . LIV Golf is expected to announce the addition of Koepka in the coming days. More:
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@NoLayingUp
No Laying Up
6 days ago
If Koepka didn’t think PGA Tour golf was a real sport then maybe he’ll find what he’s looking for in his career as a YouTube content creator
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6 days ago
Spiderhead (2022) - dir. Joseph Kosinski 🍿
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Timothy Simons
7 days ago
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Kurt Barlow 🍁
7 days ago
@timothycsimons Their Bean Suppah stuff is pretty awesome too.
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Timothy Simons
7 days ago
bought this absolutely unhinged Portland Sea Dogs hat to wear for the summer vacation this is king shit
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7 days ago
Final Destination (2000) - dir. James Wong
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Timothy Simons
8 days ago
Spent Father’s Day wearing a shirt from my local hardware store watching golf and I’m about to take a nap happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there
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Timothy Simons
10 days ago
It also has outed a lot of people as pampered snowflakes who can’t hack it and need handouts
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Timothy Simons
10 days ago
don’t tell me i can’t take my kids to a drag show
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