Timothy Simons
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Actor. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine. Instagram: timothycsimons
Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2009
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Rudy Giuliani won't see your tweets mocking him, but survivors of getting a strong slap on the back by someone on Staten Island saying "what's up scumbag?" will.
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Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on
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everyone is freaking out but calm down abortion is still legal republicans just want it to happen in elementary schools
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Entitled snowflake doesn’t want to work for a living; takes government handout
Breaking: Four-time major champion Brooks Koepka is the latest golfer to join the LIV Golf Invitational Series, sources have confirmed to
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LIV Golf is expected to announce the addition of Koepka in the coming days. More:
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If Koepka didn’t think PGA Tour golf was a real sport then maybe he’ll find what he’s looking for in his career as a YouTube content creator
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bought this absolutely unhinged Portland Sea Dogs hat to wear for the summer vacation this is king shit
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Spent Father’s Day wearing a shirt from my local hardware store watching golf and I’m about to take a nap happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there
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It also has outed a lot of people as pampered snowflakes who can’t hack it and need handouts
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