"Oh! Hello, you! I'm film and television's Moira Rose. Won't you join me for a little stroll through the slice of paradise I like to call The Town Where I Currently Am?"
"That day I picked 700 cones."
"Is that like a lot of cones?"
"Well, Moonshine and his daughter, Petal, said it was the biggest one day haul they'd ever seen and they gave me the Cone Of Achievement, which allowed me to take two showers that week."