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@soupydoupyy

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Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these tweets must show.

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Jordan Campbell
7 years ago
I have so many questions about my future. Who will I marry? Will she have big boobs? Will she have medium sized boobs? Will she have small b
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51 minutes ago
If I made a supercut of shots featuring Ben Affleck doing Sadffleck frowning shots it’d be an hour long but if I made a supercut of him smiling it’d consist of like a singular 10 second shot of Affleck smiling as a snail dangles from his finger. I love this movie.
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Jordan Campbell
an hour ago
DEEP WATER (2022) has all the elements of an erotic thriller. Murder. Rich people. Affairs. Alcohol. Sex. And while it’s *very* entertaining (plz watch it), it’s not erotic. And that’s because films are erotic when they happen in real time to the protagonist…
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Jordan Campbell
an hour ago
You’d think veteran director of erotic thrillers Adrian Lyne, literally the only genre he’s done in Hollywood, would have realized this. Despite the lack of eroticism, DEEP WATER is recommendable because it’s just so…silly? Movies are rarely this silly. You should watch it.
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an hour ago
In DEEP WATER there’s quite a bit of sex and arguably the hottest female actress in Hollywood. But most of the sex scenes are in flashbacks, pseudo dream sequences, or in brief context-less bursts. They don’t happen in real time…
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Jordan Campbell
an hour ago
DEEP WATER (2022) has all the elements of an erotic thriller. Murder. Rich people. Affairs. Alcohol. Sex. And while it’s *very* entertaining (plz watch it), it’s not erotic. And that’s because films are erotic when they happen in real time to the protagonist…
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Jordan Campbell
11 hours ago
12. MS. MARVEL VOL. 2: GENERATION WHY ( #6 - #11 ) by G. Willow Wilson Can’t get enough of this series! Kamala is the most personal hero since Peter Parker. The Inventor is a fun quirky villain. Ya got Lockjaw the big dog galloping around & Wolverine cracking jokes. Read it ASAP!
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Jordan Campbell
a day ago
I remember a time when a Peter Jackson produced HALO film series had me so hyped for an epic cinematic event. It’s kinda sad that HALO is now a TV show so unceremoniously dumped into the current insanely overwhelming TV landscape just to up streaming subscribers. Oh well!
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IGN
2 days ago
In Episode 8 of the Halo TV series, "Allegiance," Master Chief has sex for (presumably) the first time, unlike his video game counterpart who is canonically given a reduced sex drive to be a more efficient weapon. Fans... aren't happy about it.
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a day ago
11. STAR WARS: THE HIGH REPUBLIC VOL. 2 ( #6 - #10 ) by Cavan Scott It’s…fine…I guess? I don’t care about the story. The colors are really pretty. The monsters all look cool. I like seeing more Hutts they’re funny to look at. I wouldn’t recommend…but I’m still gonna read more.
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Jordan Campbell
3 days ago
If you are my sub I will demean you I will call you names, be aggressive with you in bed, and not make room in my driveway so you have to pay for street parking.
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Jordan Campbell
3 days ago
10. BLACK PANTHER AND THE AGENTS OF WAKANDA by Jim Zub & Lan Medina The B-Team to the Avengers is light on words and heavy on brightly colored, ridiculous, and hilarious action! James Gunn vibes. Insane this got cancelled after 8 issues. Need to see Gorilla-Man in MCU ASAP.
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Jordan Campbell
3 days ago
I live here 😕
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3 days ago
In a heart beat !
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3 days ago
In my headcanon you spell your pet’s name differently. 💙
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Jordan Campbell
4 days ago
9. DOCTOR STRANGE: THE OATH by Brian K. Vaughan & Marcos Martin An action packed & hilarious five issue series on Strange finding an elixir to cure cancer?! Great Scott! What a helluva premise and a perfect villain for him. Love the respect Wong is given here. 🙌🏻
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Jordan Campbell
4 days ago
Yesterday I discovered there are mailboxes around Disneyland that you can drop letters in and they’ll mail it out for you with a cute little Disney stamp. I want to send serious things from the Disney mailbox. Restraining orders. Files for divorce.
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