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@snarkaeology1

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Archaeologist. Canadian. (((Rootless Globalist))). Purveyor of Fine Macaroni Pictures.

Toronto, Ontario
Joined November 2018
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@MeaghanDerynck
Meaghan Derynck
a day ago
One of my favourite kids was on the news tonight in Toronto and I have officially died. I’m dead. The name plate al…
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@Ricardo_0621
Ricardo Diaz Rincon
2 days ago
The amount of villains in the Spider-Man franchise with a PhD is concerning.
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@SoVeryBritish
VeryBritishProblems
6 days ago
“Getting there” - Translation: Life is falling apart. Each day is a trudge through thick mud to back where you star…
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Snark of the Covenant
8 days ago
Oh, look, the institution that did the Inquisition has an opinion on ideological colonization.
@Quicktake
Bloomberg Quicktake
8 days ago
Pope Francis denounces cancel culture as "a form of ideological colonization" at a Vatican event. "Under the guise…
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@itsonlyzach
itsonlyzach
9 days ago
You kids will never understand how Bob Saget used to basically host YouTube on tv, and we had to wait for one half…
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Snark of the Covenant
9 days ago
Life tip: If you find yourself amazed that your spouse has the energy for a household chore, don’t pick up a camera…
@jonreyes204
Jon Reyes
10 days ago
Even after a 12 hour night shift at the hospital last night, my wife still has the energy to shovel the driveway. G…
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@DrAbiBaker
Abi Baker
12 days ago
On Schliemann’s 200th birthday, let’s remember the time he thought that it was more plausible that toads could live…
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Snark of the Covenant
11 days ago
I struggled with this one a bit (4/6). ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Snark of the Covenant
13 days ago
Wordle 201 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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@FreddieCampion
Freddie Campion-Awwad
18 days ago
It’s hard to explain this to people who didn’t grow up in England, but if you saw a member of the royal family at a…
@Telegraph
The Telegraph
18 days ago
🔴 The Duke of York has revealed there are no witnesses to corroborate his claim that he was at Pizza Express on the…
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Snark of the Covenant
18 days ago
Hey @LoblawsON , I was at Valu-Mart tonight and the cashier mentioned that she would prefer to wear an N95 mask but…
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@Justin_Ling
Justin Ling
21 days ago
all THREE types? where will it end? do they just expect us to get polio vaccines FOREVER? smdh we need to just lear…
@ngeidner
Nick Geidner
25 days ago
Woah. My stepfather found his polio vaccination card.
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@DannyBate4
Danny Bate
28 days ago
Wāw, one letter of the ancient Phoenician alphabet, is the origin of five letters of the modern English alphabet: F, U, V, W and Y.
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Snark of the Covenant
a month ago
None of these for me. I didn’t even get a new hobby unless you count borderline alcoholism (though I’ve been sober…
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Yell in a War
a month ago
Everyone came out of quarantine with at least one of the following: new pronouns, a new diagnosis, a new sexuality,…
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@KatieGoldin
Katie Goldin🐛💜
a month ago
This isn't tone deaf. This is a tone black hole. This is the permadeath of tone.
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@christapeterso
baby christa
a month ago
my friend told me halfway through giving birth she was like “I can’t do this, I simply cannot do this?” and they we…
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@darkestimeline
out of context community
a month ago
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@TheBeaverton
The Beaverton
a month ago
Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat "3 to 4 kids, max" this Christmas
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