Smirnoff and Sprite
@smirnoff_sprite
Followers
545
Following
615
Media
325
Statuses
24,661
Boycott Fox News advertisers. https://t.co/n9WNKhRPQ6
Joined April 2018
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
“People are losing their jobs, committing suicide, depression, alcohol, drugs, at a level nobody’s ever seen before.” - President Trump, Oct. 22, 2020
OK, so maybe not the strongest closing argument for "four more years" ... https://t.co/7NnmbzD9x9
16
41
171
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
We are in the midst of a once-in-a-century crisis.
Senate Democrats are working to quickly pass the American Rescue Plan and deliver urgent, bold relief to Americans nationwide.
1K
2K
11K
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
The Biden administration is working to speed up the processing of migrant families at the border by transforming family detention centers into rapid processing hubs that can get them processed and released within 72 hours. This improves on both Trump and Obama era policies. https://t.co/nV4HxLqwCn
Texas family detention centers expected to transform into rapid-processing hubs; Homeland Security aims to release people in 72 hours https://t.co/DCijQyuKgK
2
20
51
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
NEW: Extremism experts and ex-GOP officials are warning that QAnon-type conspiracy theories are becoming more intertwined with White evangelical Christianity in a way that echoes the Islamic fundamentalist movement that gave rise to al-Qaeda & Isis https://t.co/AuIwpD8pe8
508
3K
7K
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
Hey remember when an extremely credible and remarkable woman stood up in tears and spoke to the Senate about what Brett Kavanaugh did to her ... and he got appointed anyway to the HIGHEST OFFICE IN THE LAND?
76
824
5K
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
Hugely popular bill cannot get Senate support. https://t.co/g05bX65eWf https://t.co/SgbFpCw4qS
NEW: Senate Democrats have reached an agreement with the White House to tighten the limits on who can receive the next round of stimulus checks as part of President Biden’s $1.9 trillion COVID relief package, according to several Democratic sources.
3
21
84
I just so happen to have the perfect solution to Trish’s “I have more money than I need” problem. https://t.co/Z5TEz4QWN5
.@trish_regan says "by the time the stimulus money actually gets to the people, we're no longer going to need it." https://t.co/VlT7z8drtO https://t.co/ccGNh873sj
0
0
1
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
The easiest way for Governor Cuomo to survive this scandal is to run for President as a Republican.
32
260
2K
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
It appears some are trying to minimize the attack on the Capitol by focusing on the Guard. Here @SenJohnKennedy blames the mayor... who has absolutely no authority to call the Guard. The President controls the DC guard. https://t.co/cs0OemIpSF
@mitchellreports @MayorBowser Sen. John Kennedy blames D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser for not calling the National Guard to deal with Capitol attack.
Fact check: The D.C. National Guard is controlled by the president, as the district is not a state. https://t.co/AnfqZWm49y
286
987
4K
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
I am Democrat Jasmine Beach-Ferrara. I am running against Madison Cawthorn. I have 4.5K followers. My opponent has 256K.
Can you please retweet this and ask everyone you know to follow this account to build our platform?
1K
37K
67K
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
Wyoming has a population of 600K and has two Republican Senators. DC has a population of 700K and has no senators.
See the problem.
#DCStatehood #EndTheFilibuster
89
2K
6K
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
Is cancel culture when Tesla fires a worker for union organizing? Or when MSNBC fires Phil Donahue for being against the Iraq war? Or when Texas fires a teacher for supporting Palestinians?
Or is cancel culture only for important stuff like children’s books and a plastic potato?
307
18K
89K
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
Two propositions, not necessarily mutually opposed:
-The right is distracted by culture wars nonsense and can't be bothered to talk about the Biden administration
-COVID-19 relief splits the right and that's why they're doing multiple days of hot Dr. Seuss takes instead https://t.co/Wejh9VyLMl
70
578
3K
This should be Fox News’ new slogan, replace “Fair and Balanced” with it. https://t.co/f3swZuXl0d
0
0
1
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
scrolling twitter these days is like being on a train with a bunch of passengers overjoyed there’s someone driving the train again and a couple freaks in the back screaming NO WE LIKED THE DRUNK CONDUCTOR WHO LET THE PET MONKEY DRIVE WHILE HE PASSED OUT IN THE BAR CAR
11
63
387
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
The 2022 election will be a referendum on “which was more important: defeating COVID-19 or canceling Mr. Potato Head”?
135
578
4K
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
Sometimes Government works but you have to have people running it who want it to
https://t.co/M2GjhsHi5W
28
244
2K
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
doesnt he know presidents are only supposed to use this platform for shit posting? Also where's the "Thank You!" https://t.co/W8NMT5kNot
Three weeks ago, I announced we would have enough vaccine supply for all Americans by the end of July.
Now, with our efforts to ramp up production, we will have enough vaccines for every American by the end of May.
27
28
304
Smirnoff and Sprite Retweeted
So great how, when the president tweets these days, he’s announcing things that will make the world better https://t.co/DzHwbeIRMd
Three weeks ago, I announced we would have enough vaccine supply for all Americans by the end of July.
Now, with our efforts to ramp up production, we will have enough vaccines for every American by the end of May.
14
147
1K