Sarah Kayacombsen
@sharamighty
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this is the coolest guy i've ever seen
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i'm at the club slow blinking at the bad bitches to let them know i feel safe with them
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Husband grabbed bagel sandwiches for breakfast (hunting)
I stayed in bed liking TikToks for us to watch later (gathering)
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Doctor holding my x-ray: โitโs just as we fearedโฆโ
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stop asking me โwydโ you know I am having enrichment time in my enclosure
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daniel radcliffe is so good at playing a wealthy, deranged little freak
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(tiktok robot girl voice) sending the prosecution two years worth of incriminating evidence against my client
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sorry but you cannot get me to care that the earth is spinning faster. the fuck am i supposed to do. twirl on sweetie
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by 30 you should have:
-started just kind of winging it
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[after setting up a bunch of home alone style traps] hey babe come over
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โWyd after work?โ going to sleep bro Iโm not Spiderman
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my favorite genre of social media post is โpeople fucking up food to a diabolical extreme and then going โoopsies!โ as if itโs nothingโ. like this is bordering on a looney toons gag level of slapstick destruction how do you even do this
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