I feel like most of the inhabitants of "Jesusland" are gonna be awfully disappointed to find out what Jesus really looked like, according to recent AI compositing... https://t.co/QFdh6MCvdT

the map isn't even accurate anymore because it was based on the 2004 election results and also has a dramatically oversimplified view of canada, might i add

After 2000 years, the great god Science has at last revealed that Jesus was—wait for it—a middle eastern Jew!

Shocked. Shocked, I tell you. All of us in Jesusland had NO IDEA the son of David, born in Palestine to a Jewish woman, would actually *be* a Palestinian Jew. Much wow. https://t.co/k9yMgkuPsb

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@hannahgrieser I may have some Jesusland relatives that may be mildly surprised, but "disappointed?"

I feel like most of the inhabitants of "Jesusland" are gonna be awfully disappointed to find out what Jesus really looked like, according to recent AI compositing... https://t.co/p6oRki7mJx

There's like at least 3 and a half provinces that should be part of "Jesusland" in that map tbh. https://t.co/XydmQFFWTR

I’m down with this. https://t.co/c1DgbbSayL

Executive updates...Virginia is no longer apart of Jesusland and Alberta belongs to Jesusland.

Hey hive mind: does anyone want to give me a rough estimate of the GDP of these two "countries"? https://t.co/AOwkyUQP3d

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@alt_historian Around 8.15 Trillion for the USA so 13.28 trillion for New Jesusland. I had to fudge the numbers because there is no Greater Burlington statistical area, and Coastal California would have taken forever to piece together minus the coasts of Jefferson.

I’m glad to know my state abandoned Jesusland. https://t.co/cJh8xptLg7

Hasn’t Canada been receiving $2000 a month for last 9 months? According to Joe Biden America can do anything. So why can’t we do what Canada is doing? 🤔

this isn’t true https://t.co/qROAzFrwg6

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@jacob__posts I had thought that “Canada/Jesusland” image still floating around was just brain rot for liberals but no, apparently Canadian idealism affects leftists, too

My eyes didn't adjust quickly enough to this sign and I thought it said "Jesusland". https://t.co/sQkQ4pSaja

I'm all for lgbtq rights but the FUCK is this https://t.co/4ygQGdPI2t

I have to admire people who, against all available evidence, are still defending Cuomo because they hate Jesusland.

Why are we wasting vaccinations on Texas if Texas has decided to join the side of the virus? https://t.co/Yn2i7zT8KL

The numbers on this seem to indicate otherwise. 😂 https://t.co/Wx5PDzLqPx

I think this is what we call “shitlib” thought. This is as cringe as posting that Jesusland map, Keith. https://t.co/CziNTJR5Jk

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@patriottakes My only problem with that is I'm currently stuck in Ohio, which would put me in NE Jesusland. https://t.co/aKAj7Ercub

Texas - we hear you. You didn’t want to be part of our electrical grid. And now you’ve removed your mask mandate &amp; are allowing large crowds to gather. We hear you! COVID is a hoax! So u don’t need our precious vaccine. We’ll send it to ppl who are saving lives by wearing masks.

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@JakeAnbinder Yes, I think we've been overly focused on Trumpbrain or on the endless 2016 primary and have forgotten how many liberals are permanently stuck on the Jesusland map and Bush-era culture war battles between NASCAR Dads and Soccer Moms

Lots of people rightly dumping on this. Worth adding that there's also an aspect of timewarp here were Moore &amp; Olbermann feel like it's alway 2004, Red States vs. Blue. But Texas is more purple every day, Georgia voted for Biden &amp; has 2 Dem senators, etc. https://t.co/1Rh0kyoJOg

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@HeerJeet 2001-2004 as a deranging moment for the left and center-left is really underrated -- the "Jesusland" map drove good people insane, and folks on the center-left went all in on reducing the deficit and doing wars

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@Yewhomstda @JakeAnbinder It also had the purest, contiguous “blue” and “red” regions of any modern election. Mostly by chance, but I think that electoral map is seared in a lot of people’s brains as The Norm from which everything else is a deviation.

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@newdougman @JakeAnbinder Ah yes, the godawful "United States of Canada" and "Jesusland" map

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@TheMelaniac Right??
To me it just sounds like “oh hey I’ve shit my own bed so I’m coming to sleep in yours! Haha kthx!”

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@604Sheila Yeah, it's not cool. (Also they put where I currently live in Jesusland, so extra nope!)

Jesusland + The Communist States of America in emojis. https://t.co/dwDjn5YDBn

jesusland, the land of jesus /j https://t.co/eO6o66yxsW

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@adamjaldridge You could let him know that laid off Canadians got $2000 per month from March 2020-the fall of 2020 and those who got rehired eagerly went back to work because they, you know, actually want to work.

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@janessa_allison I’ve been trying to find the United States of Cananda/Jesusland map in my memes folder but I can’t but just know that I’m ready for y’all to absorb Michigan

@patriottakes Well, Jesus didn't have running water, or heat, or electricity, or a government who cared about the little guy. So, maybe Jesusland for Texas at least is actually kinda fitting. https://t.co/i6ZlrrTYSo

a week or two ago "jesusland" was trending. and now "freedom fries"? is it 2004 again?

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