@Psychodogthing
Feral | Psychotic Dog Thing
18 hours ago
@g0thicd0lly also most medical prep liquids like colonoscopy prep and mri contrast lol and also cough syrup / pepto liquid etc but I have to suck it up and suck it down anyways ๐Ÿฅฒ
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@monsterhunter45
Larry Correia
8 days ago
You can tell this asshole has never been audited. It isnโ€™t about right or wrong, itโ€™s about months of your life being consumed by a federal colonoscopy.
@adammarkowitzEA
Adam Markowitz
9 days ago
All of my GOP friends who are worried about 87,000 IRS enforcement agents coming after the little guy... How about just don't cheat on tax returns? A fully truthful and accurate tax return is bulletproof in an audit. I never understood the fear of an IRS audit. Don't lie. Period.
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@BugdenSteven
Bug,Stev
8 days ago
Trump Rally & Colonoscopy are both trending
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@lyndastraffin
Dark Straffin
8 days ago
Who else thinks the FBI and DOJ need a colonoscopy to get rid of all the MAGA turds? โœ‹๐Ÿผ
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@piyushmittal
Piyush Mittal ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
8 days ago
Going to a Trump Rally is like having a colonoscopy and finding Lindsey Graham ๐Ÿคฎ
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@100ThievesCast
100 Thieves Cast
8 days ago
Matt just learned how a colonoscopy works...
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@777Parsnips777
Parsnips
8 days ago
Colonoscopy done by a gorilla.
@lyndastraffin
Dark Straffin
8 days ago
Colonoscopy or Trump Rally?
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@lyndastraffin
Dark Straffin
8 days ago
Colonoscopy or Trump Rally?
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@PFleeceman
Pastor Rob Fleeceman
7 days ago
Trump just had a scheduled colonoscopy. The doctor wasn't even shocked when Lindsay Graham's head emerged from a pile of brown, watery shit.
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@NotBaio
S'not Baio
8 days ago
I'd rather drink colonoscopy prep for a week that watch a Trump Rally. #HardPass
@ACTBrigitte
Brigitte Gabriel
8 days ago
There is no better way to spend a Friday night than watching a Trump Rally!
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@SundaeDivine
@๐•Š๐•ฆ๐•Ÿ๐••๐•’๐•–_๐”พ๐•š๐•ฃ๐•
7 days ago
Pro Tip: A colonoscopy where you feel the doctor's hands on your shoulders isn't a colonoscopy.
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@BrigitteHokie
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8 days ago
Kids will straight up tell your business to a stranger they just met My condolences to Levi's dad who drank colonoscopy juice and pooped loudly all night
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@doggiemomx3
Diane H โ˜ฎ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ’‰โค๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ“šโค
8 days ago
@lyndastraffin Just had my colonoscopy so
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@MacRaeLady
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆAngela MacRae๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ3xpfizer #IstandwithUkraine
18 hours ago
I also asked him to do a refrrral for a colonoscopy 1.because he told me my bowel was huge didnt know why 2. My dad had cancer in his bowels 3. I will be 50 in nov! He said he wants to do a poop test 1st & then we will talk about it! He also gave me myefs to help with migraines
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@adamgreattweet
Adam
8 days ago
doctor who has a passion for magic, during a colonoscopy: is this your card?
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@A_NHDogLover
๐Ÿ•ŠSharon ๐Ÿ—ฝโš– #DefendDemocracy
8 days ago
Trump Rally Colonoscopy One could save your life, while the other has been a royal pain in the ass for seven years, and is literally a threat to current and future generations.
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@PissOffOU812
GrandpaPat1964
8 days ago
A Trump rally is like a colonoscopy because you're looking at assholes trying to figure out what is wrong with them.
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@ShoshanaHantman
NOV. 8, 2022 - Progressive Democrat-voting Zionist
9 days ago
@VickyisGrateful I once asked my colonoscopy doc why he chose that specialty. He said: "I save somebody's life every day."
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@CCAlliance
Colorectal Cancer Alliance
18 hours ago
When Daneen woke up from her colonoscopy after having symptoms, her doctor said she had colon cancer. Her daughters โ€œgave me the best medicineโ€ when they visited during chemo. Now, they celebrate Daneen being NED! Get support like this online:
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@rwillowfish
Lisa R๐ŸŒˆWillowfish
8 days ago
People say things like get a colonoscopy it's no big deal, w/good intentions so cancer doesn't kill you, but I have justified doctor fears, IBS so cleanse part scares me too, & I live alone with a cat, no family or friends nearby, so who would drive me home post anesthesia? Uber?
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