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tweets in crayon. in love with subtlety. yahoo sports fantasy scribe. montage of hecky.

Berkley, MI
Joined October 2009
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scott pianowski
4 days ago
I want to thank everyone for the kind words on the HOF announcement. I'm over the moon. Sharing this honor with Steve Gardner, David Gonos, and the late Mike Tagliere (man, we miss him) is a thrill. (1/x)
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12 hours ago
I love watching highly-skilled teams that share the ball. Basketball as it oughta be.
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13 hours ago
The first half of Gonzaga-Duke, very pretty.
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21 hours ago
I think KGB had ATs.
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scott pianowski
a day ago
Ezekiel Elliott has been a mediocre receiver for years, but the Cowboys still treat him like he's peak LaDainian Tomlinson.
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a day ago
Hard to believe the Rams couldn't find anything for DeSean Jackson to do.
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a day ago
I'm assuming NFL officials get a $500 bonus for every holding call today.
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scott pianowski
a day ago
Good teams win, legends cover.
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a day ago
Per @MackNova Detroit is the 17th team in the Super Bowl era to go winless through 11 games. They are the only one of the 17 to have a winning record ATS in that stretch. Detroit is 7-4 ATS this season.
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a day ago
Three straight covers for your 2021 Detroit Lions.
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scott pianowski
2 days ago
Yes, you should eat wonderful food today. No, it doesn't have to be turkey. Very grateful that my half-Italian family made the food rules a long time ago. And I'm going to follow them every year. I am thankful for football. I am thankful for my friends here.
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scott pianowski
3 days ago
And yes, this was an invitation for your favorite Rounders quotes (the more obscure, the better). Keep them coming. Gin, always gin.
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scott pianowski
3 days ago
You know the Seahawks have really hit the skids when NBC chooses Teddy Bridgewater (okay, and Patrick Mahomes) over Russell Wilson against the Niners.
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scott pianowski
4 days ago
Since the Zach Ertz deal: Dallas Goedert 19-275-0 Zach Ertz 28-298-4
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scott pianowski
4 days ago
Apologies to Jerry Butler, who was omitted from the 50-point club I posted the other day. Jonathan Taylor's game is No. 9 since the merger (standard scoring). Michael Vick's still the standard bearer at QB; he ranks 12th.
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scott pianowski
4 days ago
Rounders is one of the current offerings on HBO Max, if you're overdue for your 22nd viewing. Never gets old with me.
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scott pianowski
4 days ago
Must add this PS: a thank you to my family, including my late parents, who supported me every step (my mom, a fair but shrewd critic; my dad, unconditional love). And my dear Chelmsford peeps who grew up with me, taught me how to play, amazing guys. Best league ever. Much love.
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scott pianowski
4 days ago
We're playing a game about a game. It's supposed to be fun. Just know I am appreciative, humbled, and grateful. And I owe a lot of public and private thank-you notes (starting with about 100 people at Yahoo). Thanks to everyone for reading, helping, sharing the ride. (/end)
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4 days ago
There's no way to thank everyone, but I'll work on that privately. Radio hosts, magazine editors, anyone who included me, I am grateful. And I'll try to treat others as well as you've treated me. (6/x)
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4 days ago
I also owe a separate tweet to Michael Salfino, who's taught me so much about football, music, life. There have been arguments at times, but I always came out of it a better person. He's done so much for me. (5/x)
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