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Jeremy Schwartz

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“God is just a Comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.” ~Voltaire

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Jeremy Schwartz
8 months ago
Back when I worked in retail we sold a lot of scented candles that smelled like food. Coincidentally, we also received a lot of returned candles with teeth marks on them.
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Jeremy Schwartz
5 hours ago
I don’t think @Spotify listens to their own content
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Jeremy Schwartz
6 hours ago
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Neil Irwin
10 hours ago
Whoa, 6.9% annualized GDP growth in 4q.
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Jeremy Schwartz
a day ago
It’s all fun and games until someone names their newborn ‘Wordle’
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Jeremy Schwartz
2 days ago
Clemens and Bonds are out #HOF
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Jeremy Schwartz
2 days ago
Wordle 220 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jeremy Schwartz
3 days ago
I can’t be the only out here putting marshmallows in my coffee ☕️
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Jeremy Schwartz
3 days ago
I’m sure that @steelers fans got today’s Wordle
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Jeremy Schwartz
3 days ago
Rare beer kinda vibes tonight ✌️
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Jeremy Schwartz
4 days ago
If @LeaderMcConnell wants to raise money for his next campaign, he could make a killing licensing his name to a dog whistle company.
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Jeremy Schwartz
4 days ago
I know there’s an obvious kettle/pot joke here.
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Keith Resists
5 days ago
Mitch McConnell says he’s “offended” by the blowback from his racist comment. HE’S offended?!? WTAF! #FreshWords
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