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White Cis Male, He/Him. Tool of the Deep Woke. All views are a product of a racist, patriarchal society. I'll try and get better views.

Joined February 2009
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Schäfe
a month ago
New pinned tweet of my greatest (and only) achievement of 2021.
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@KimberlyNFoster
Kimberly Nicole Foster
14 hours ago
The government found out giving money to poor people reduces poverty and then they stopped giving them money
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@Ex_Profundis
Jake Ozga
9 hours ago
I think this really helps visualise the dramatic scale increase. These avatars are all holding similarly-sized oranges.
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@EhcksTGD
Ehcks
8 hours ago
@arthur_affect @IamJadehawk @backJramhall @TerraObscura @Beejay43944205 @Stormblessed545 @Luarien @JoBlakely42 Stimulus checks? Better unemployment? Remote medical care? Remote work? Improvements to building air quality? You have the vaccine now, you don't need those anymore.
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@LGBwiththeT
LGBWithTheT
9 hours ago
Graham Linehan calling people complicit in rape culture, and actually naming them... Surely this is legally actionable?
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@BlokeOnWheels
Joe 🇪🇺 #RightToLove #Disabled #FBPE #FBRTL
20 hours ago
You know what makes me really angry? The fact that the government is launching a renewed attack on benefit claimants a week after simply writing off £4.3 billion of ACTUAL FRAUD! The simple fact is, we are easy targets and it plays well with the press. This has to end.
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@johnstratford
John Stratford
20 hours ago
Please, @bbcnews #PoliticsLive and everyone else! National Insurance is going up by 1.25p in the pound. That’s a 10.4% increase in NI, not 1.25%.
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Schäfe
12 hours ago
Would making a tinder profile where the notion that I'd fuck an M&M was the full extent of my bio be?
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a way to bone a M&M
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@AnaMardoll
Ana Mardoll
17 hours ago
"There are few sensations more pleasurable than soldiering through a cold" is the bleakest, most dystopian thing I've ever read.
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Schäfe
12 hours ago
I'd still fuck any of the M&M people if they were down for it. I don't get what the supposed problem is.
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@cooraysmith
James Cooray Smith
16 hours ago
Of course Johnson personally authorised some weirdo to bring a load of animals to the UK, where they’d mostly end up being put down anyway, because he thought there was a photo op in it, never mind that doing so got people killed. It’s like a microcosm of his personality.
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@benpartridge
Benjamin Partridge
17 hours ago
THIS is what made him such a brilliant man. I think you have to actively guard against becoming a curmudgeonly old bastard and Cryer managed it.
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@nedroid
Anthony Clark
15 hours ago
I suppose you’re wondering how I got here (“here” being the Supreme Court of the United States)
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Schäfe
15 hours ago
Some things to consider for the post-human RPG I'll never write though so all good.
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