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@ryanliveson

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Ryan Ailts
2 months ago
My new rule is no politics, no matter how crazy things get in this divided nation. If I post something political, please reply to that post with a Muppet gif, which will be a polite way of telling me to be quiet and go back to ghosts, GenX nostalgia, anime, and cryptids.
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Ryan Ailts
a day ago
I don’t think he understands that this is an order, not description.
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Rod B 🦘🐶 💉💉💉
2 days ago
I’ve been standing here for 30 minutes. Nothing!!
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Ryan Ailts
a day ago
RT @ScarredForLife2 : BOOK UPDATE DAY 13! 🧵 We've teased all of the main features in Scarred For Life Volume Three: Pop Culture in the Shado…
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a day ago
(It’s already used, don’t worry)
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Ryan Ailts
a day ago
Every few years you need to scrape ice in Florida. And since you threw away your ice scraper over a decade ago, you compromise…
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Ryan Ailts
4 days ago
RT @mustangsart : if not safe, why shaped like friend?

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Ryan Ailts
4 days ago
He was once referred to by Eddy Murphy as “the funniest white guy around”. I’m not sure about that, but it’s high praise from a massive icon of comedy.
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Ryan Ailts
4 days ago
We just lost another icon of the past. Louie Anderson passed away. As a Minnesotan and a kid of the 80s, this one feels more personal. I remember his stand up, guest roles, cartoon roles, and even local Mall of America ads very fondly.
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Ryan Ailts
4 days ago
Meat Loaf passed away today. RIP but now we’ll never know what “that” is that he would never do.
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Ryan Ailts
4 days ago
Let’s all quit our jobs and set up a rehabilitation center for the personal demons we defeated. We hate these bullies, but we also sympathize as they were betrayed by the same broken system as us. I heard they like black licorice.
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Ryan Ailts
5 days ago
Let’s all quit our jobs and retire to a Chris Bachalo drawing.
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Chris Bachalo
5 days ago
Delirious--
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Ryan Ailts
6 days ago
Been a bit embarrassing to admit but that’s what I’ve been reading the last two or three years: books that bring me joy and don’t make me think too much or feel too much pain or awkwardness. Comfort.
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The Bookseller
7 days ago
Literary agents are predicting “joy” will be a dominant theme among submissions in 2022 with cosy crime continuing, renewed fervour for historical fiction and vampires, plus further exploration of the Substack model. Find out more here: (£)
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Ryan Ailts
6 days ago
I like to imagine this is how they wrote the story: “Have we reached her-“ “I caught Covid” “Have we-” “Got the rona” “Sorry to hear that…anyway have we reached-“ “Not yet, my turn…” “I’m just going to submit this story, my audience is too dim to care.”
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Ryan Ailts
6 days ago
Fox News did a story a few minutes ago called “have we reached herd immunity yet?”. You can tell the writers are not on social media, since 25% our friends and family have caught COVID in the last two weeks.
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