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@realelijahblack

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ADHD, Atlanta United fan, punny.

Atlanta
Joined October 2014
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@realelijahblack
Elijah
a day ago
Because of the tsunami warnings, I just learned Forks, Washington is a real town
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@TaylorTwellman
Taylor Twellman
a day ago
His best quality is running off the ball and becoming the 3rd/4th attacker. Very good instincts & good finisher. Wonderful header from @WMckennie #USMNT
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@Dominicannabis_
12 Page Letter
a day ago
She said idc how cold it is y’all gon see this COAT
@lorifaithnyc
Lori Moloney
a day ago
This Great Blue Heron stood stoically as the frigid wind blew around the 59th St. Pond. #birdcpp @CentralParkNYC #herons #birds #winter #nyc #birdwatching #mymorningwalk
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@tarikhcampbell
Tarikh Campbell
4 months ago
TRAVELER BEWARE! Have you ever had a rental car company steal their car back from you? Well this just happened to me. I’m not usually one to take to Twitter in this way. I’m barely ever here. But I feel this is my only option short of taking legal action. So here goes
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@Rory_Breaker_
M. Night Famalam
8 days ago
“IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE!!” - Lady Lyanna Mormont
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@realelijahblack
Elijah
2 days ago
Hank Hill’s pronunciation of Bobby is SEARED into my brain
@ATLUTD
Atlanta United FC
2 days ago
Welcome to Atlanta, Bobby 👏 🧤 More than a decade of @MLS experience under his belt!
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@realelijahblack
Elijah
2 days ago
I mint what I said, and I said what I mint
@LetsGoDucks96
Tommy ⭐️ 🇮🇹
3 days ago
Its real everyone #ATLUTD
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@footlocker
Foot Locker
3 days ago
To be clear, Machine Gun Kelly requested off that day
@SortaBad
Nice Guy.eth 🔺 (🗑,🗑)
4 days ago
when the foot locker employee finds an extra pair of the sold out shoes for you in the back
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@CBCTheNational
CBC News: The National
3 days ago
The ICU of this hospital in Sarnia, Ont., has been overwhelmed with mostly unvaccinated COVID-19 patients — and some, like Randy Samms, will go home with a new perspective. | More TONIGHT on The National
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@realelijahblack
Elijah
3 days ago
You-phoria streaming now on Netflix Max
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@realelijahblack
Elijah
3 days ago
Maybe not, but I love this one too
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@slytherinus
Nariman
3 days ago
nothing will ever top this line
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@realelijahblack
Elijah
3 days ago
“And if you’ve ever wondered, AMBSE said the playing surface consists of 791,815,392 individual blades of turf.” 😮
@TimTuckerAJC
Tim Tucker
3 days ago
Mercedes-Benz Stadium’s artificial turf will be replaced
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@ResurgeSpikeATL
Resurge The Spike Atl 🔴⚫️🎙⚽️
3 days ago
This is EXACTLY! how us @ATLUTD fans feel! 😒 I get it your favorite sport is not soccer/fútbol, but show #ATLUTD SOME DAMN RESPECT!! 😡 @GeorgiaFootball @Braves #Atlanta
@chicadelatlutd
Hug A Tree 🌴
3 days ago
My feelings in a meme 🥺
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@realelijahblack
Elijah
3 days ago
To the tune of @theestallion ’s “Body” Gobbie obbie obbie obbie
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@realelijahblack
Elijah
3 days ago
Why did Mr. Spider-Potato throw his phone in his butt? I’m WEAK 🤣
@EARTH_96283
Daily Raimi Spider-Man!
5 days ago
🕷 Anybody remember this? Spider-Man himself would call you to remind you that new Spider-Man merchandise has been released in stores
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@Shibo_inu
Bjyord🕷🐕
3 days ago
Here’s my take on the #kramer meme
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@NewYorkStateAG
NY AG James
3 days ago
After years of tricking students into significant debt, we’re forcing @Navient to cancel $1.7 billion in student debt and pay $95 million to thousands of students in New York and across the country who were preyed upon. This predatory behavior will not be tolerated.
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@ThatEricAlper
Eric Alper 🎧
4 days ago
Ronnie Spector, the lead singer for ’60s girl group hitmakers The Ronettes, has died at age 78 after being diagnosed with cancer. Inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, go play "Be My Baby", "Baby, I Love You" or anything from them realize just how great she was.
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