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Patrick McLellan

@pmclellan

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Comedian. Radio “Personality”. Huge idiot. @LimaTime_Time Podcast. “Dogs get irritable growl syndrome”

Houston, TX
Joined February 2009
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Patrick McLellan
5 years ago
When you and your favorite bird are very high at the zoo
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2 days ago
You’re thinking of bone thugs in harmony. *gestures* WE are Ghoul Goons in Unison
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2 days ago
Who are we kidding? Steroids rule. The steroid era was more fun than all of the other eras combined, and we’re letting a sect of geeks gate keep with their Nazi ideals of purity and a fondness for older times. Barry Bonds is the greatest hitter I’ve ever seen. Unquestionably HOF.
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2 days ago
The 80’s truly was the golden era of tournaments. So many cool tournaments.
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2 days ago
The sun baby from teletubbies told me to buy a gun
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3 days ago
a waluigi who likes to party named lollapuigi
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3 days ago
Everybody is friends on Facebook with that one 50 year old lady that comments “my beautiful friend” on any posted pic she comes across.
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3 days ago
Watching @columtyrrell deal with this hammered elderly heckler was one of this weekend's highlights as we kicked off the Sad Meat Tour. Come see us at one of our upcoming shows and grab tix here:
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3 days ago
Honestly, Russia is a legitimate world souper power, and you know how I feel about eating drinks and drinking meals.
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3 days ago
Shout out to the devil for really applying himself to a job he absolutely didn’t ask for. He’s like, “fuck, I gotta run Hell now? AND ALL EVIL?! Put me back in that bottomless pit. I don’t need this.” Flash forward to now where he’s just thriving and still at it. An inspiration.
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Patrick McLellan
4 days ago
The Bills should change their logo to an overflowing mailbox. Folks we get silly sometimes
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4 days ago
Rams are just mean goats
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4 days ago
Bruce Arians looks like a Dad of Anarchy
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5 days ago
We need a pill that makes you feel like you’re buying stuff online
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