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@plagmania

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yeezy reupholstered my pussy

the mac & cheese aisle
Joined December 2011
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
2 years ago
Hey @HBO , you should seriously consider posting all your old concert specials, starting with @NSYNC ’s No Strings At…
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
All I want for Christmas is an update on Rob Kardashian
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
The last thing this country needs is a white virgin bachelor #TheBachelor
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
Let’s give it a try tho
@ZekeJMiller
Zeke Miller
3 years ago
More Trump on impeachment: “If I ever got impeached, I think the market would crash. I think everybody would be ver…
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
I missed the no bra memo for #Lollapalooza this year and now feel silly
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
Posting boomerangs of fireworks does not make you interesting
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
Clarence Thomas fucking sucks
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
Ordered a bong to my office and it was delivered to HR by accident soooooo I think today’s the day 🙈
@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
I told my boss to “suck it” yesterday and he laughed out loud. What’s a girl gotta do to get fired these days
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@elpgerson
Pedro Gerson
3 years ago
Who would’ve thought that an athletic organization that has no regard for its athletes’ health and well-being also…
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@HTMarples
Harry Marples
3 years ago
Bitmoji knows us all too well @plagmania
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
“You can’t just pee in this woman’s yard in broad daylight ” Me:
@kanyewest
ye
3 years ago
rules are structure for people who can’t carve their own path successfully
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
That’s easy: Meat Sandwich
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
The trees are blooming and smell like tampons so take that, patriarchy
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
I’m really glad I never spent money on a blu-ray player
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@its1833
1833
3 years ago
father stretch my patience pt 50
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
Be careful what you wish for😕
@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
4 years ago
Twitter needs less Tr*mp and more Kanye
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
Don’t tell me “the pee tape is real” unless you’re sending me the link to watch it
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@plagmania
Aunt Jemimah
3 years ago
“Once I get admitted to the California bar I’m gonna remove jurisdiction back to you and you can hold my dick” Me:…
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