au where wy and lwj have just started dating and somehow wy ends up coming across lwj's pack of condoms in lwj's absence.
apparently lwj has to use XL condoms and wy bluescreens for a hot minute.
how is his poor virgin hole supposed to take all of That?!???
Little Jin Ling looked up and pointed at himself, "Jiujiu! Jiujiu! You know A-Ling right? I'm A-Ling!" The boy's eyes started watering, lips wobbling.
"What are you saying?" Jiang Cheng asked confused.
"OH MY GOD, JIN LING! HE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE YOU ANYMORE!" WWX shouted.
Little Jin Ling looked up and pointed at himself, "Jiujiu! Jiujiu! You know A-Ling right? I'm A-Ling!" The boy's eyes started watering, lips wobbling.
"What are you saying?" Jiang Cheng asked confused.
"OH MY GOD, JIN LING! HE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE YOU ANYMORE!" WWX shouted.
"But?" LWJ asks.
WQ sighs. "But you're dangerous," she says. "If you stay here, cultivators will keep coming to rescue you. You'll need an excuse good enough to keep the jins off your back, and honestly, HGJ, I don't think that excuse exists."
WWX must've taken off to try and dissuade LWJ from following. As if that would stop him.
The donkey hoofprints are no longer detectable, what with all the leaves, but LWJ doesn't have to walk for long before he hears WWX cursing. "Come *on!*" WWX hisses. "Move, you lump!"
You have to give an in-depth presentation about a TV show. You’ve been given no time to rewatch any episodes or research. What show is your presentation about?
lwj violently sits up and reaches for his sword and wwx’s like WOAH WOAH HOLD ON A SECOND
lwj, convinced the court sent someone to seduce him, glares at wwx’s long legs and round ass: SILENCE. i will not be fazed by your vile schemes you temptress
wwx: ?!