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Patrick Lombardi

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Writer. Sometimes an artist. Lately a photographer. My debut humor book is available now:

New Jersey
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Patrick Lombardi
7 hours ago
It’s been decided… πŸ₯Έ
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Hernicula! A Latinx-Tale of Mystery! πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨ (he/him)
a day ago
In FOUR DAYS, the apocalypse begins in our very own homes. A QUIET PLACE meets THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE #TheSuburbsGrewTeeth out on Oct. 18.
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Patrick Lombardi
2 days ago
Check out this hilarious essay by Patrick Lomnardo in Read Furiously’s new anthology Stay Salty! This is the type of humor I’d write if I could write humor. But I can’t. Because I’m not as talented as Patrick Lomnardo πŸ˜…
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Patrick Lombardi
2 days ago
Don’t miss this NJ #dogfest OCTOBER 23! This free event is hosted by Yogi-Dog in #MiddletownNJ. For more info, visit
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Hernicula! A Latinx-Tale of Mystery! πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨ (he/him)
2 days ago
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Patrick Lombardi
2 days ago
Had no idea I’d meet one of my favorite authors when I woke up this morning. David Sedaris also wins the award for best inscription. True inspiration. (May steal that line πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…)
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Patrick Lombardi
3 days ago
Stay Salty is available today! Find it online as well as at book shops:
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Patrick Lombardi
3 days ago
πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ YUP
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Hernicula! A Latinx-Tale of Mystery! πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨ (he/him)
3 days ago
Going into that second draft
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Patrick Lombardi
4 days ago
Thank you, @diversetv_eu and Alexandro Botelho, for the wonderful excerpt read of β€œThe Catcher in the Park”!
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Diverse TV Europe
4 days ago
Junk Sale by Patrick Lombardi (The Catcher in the Park) Facebook - @patricklombardiwriter Instagram | Twitter @patlombardi4 #fiction #essays #humor #storytelling #shortfiction #books #reading #authors #booklover #booktube
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Hernicula! A Latinx-Tale of Mystery! πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨ (he/him)
4 days ago
Excited to release this new story on my website on Oct 18! I want to do is self-release a short story every quarter. As this is the season of the spookies, I wanted to put up a short post-apocalyptic horror story that is A Quiet Place meets The Haunting of Hill House.
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Hernicula! A Latinx-Tale of Mystery! πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨ (he/him)
5 days ago
β€œHumanity is recovering slowly, and there are still some who believe we are still in a waking nightmare. The night the suburbs grew teeth our blood flooded the storm drains.” - The Suburbs Grew Teeth out on Oct. 18
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Patrick Lombardi
5 days ago
Love this thread, @ThomasECoffman!
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Thomas Eugene Coffman
5 days ago
-My Introduction, first self-published book -Typos, errors, typos! -The only cover NOT by me -Most was written early post-college, but some was written during college (finding my voice) -Released kindle a full year before paperback (paperback felt daunting). Huge regret!
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Patrick Lombardi
6 days ago
Here until four! (And got more free candy 🍭🍬) @lawrencevillemainstreet Autumn Arts Fest #Lawrence #NJfestival #NJbooks #MercerCounty
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Patrick Lombardi
6 days ago
Almost finished setting up for today’s event πŸ“šπŸ“šπŸ“šπŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ“šπŸ“šπŸ“š
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Hernicula! A Latinx-Tale of Mystery! πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¨ (he/him)
6 days ago
Oct. 18 on
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Patrick Lombardi
6 days ago
Music lineup for tomorrow’s event from noon to four in #LawrenceNJ
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Patrick Lombardi
8 days ago
Look out for this #NJ-themed book in stores October 12!
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Larry Yoke
8 days ago
Stephen and I see eye to eye on this habit. Books are friends you can take with you. Always have one within hands reach! Read, review, breathe - do all three! #BooksAreFriends #ReadingEtiquette #BooksAreBest #Readers #Entertainment #GoodQuotes
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