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Maxim Noronha

@noronha_maxim

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Joined June 2015
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@bestestname
Matty
20 hours ago
Cards from children always look like ransom notes.
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@Ian64
Ian Hall
5 hours ago
I'm wondering whether to buy oak logs so heavy that they can't be moved. Well, it wood inert, would it? #LunchPun #RateMyPun
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@iamalmostlegend
Mr. Christopher
11 hours ago
I used to flash my ass at people, but that was many moons ago.
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@ScottSeiss
Scott Seiss
a day ago
Part 1 of all of them https://t.co/xIj9uvccYc
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@Ian64
Ian Hall
10 hours ago
A dominatrix handed me ointment for the thrash marks across my bottom. There you go, she said, cream of the crop.
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@literatura_rte
@_rt*
20 days ago
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@ShashiTharoor
Shashi Tharoor
23 hours ago
#गप्पू !
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@DanEdisonComedy
Daniel Edison
a day ago
[In a pharmacy] ME: "Hi, I hear you sell sherbet-flavoured suppositories." ASSISTANT: *Points to manager* "Ask Andy." ME: "Yes, that's them."
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@BobGolen
Bob Golen
14 hours ago
How do you get a country girl? A tractor.
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@AgathaChocolats
Agatha Chocolats
16 hours ago
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity https://t.co/cyXLK2EneM
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@lubnakhtar1
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a day ago
hope is a wonderful escape..
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@joybhattacharj
Joy Bhattacharjya
a day ago
Yesterday, the stock price of Bombay Oxygen Investments yesterday went so high that it hit a circuit breaker at Rs 24,575. Only, Bombay Oxygen has nothing to do with oxygen production, it is a Non Banking Financial Institution that deals in stocks and shares. Crazy times!
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@perlhack
fully-vacci Nate d ☕️ 🧙‍♂️
a day ago
the presence of the Matterhorn suggests the existence of an equally massive Anti-Matterhorn
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@perlhack
fully-vacci Nate d ☕️ 🧙‍♂️
a day ago
don’t subscribe to Bridges Magazine unless you want truss issues
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@Ian64
Ian Hall
a day ago
Birthdays for waterfowl. Gives you goosebumps, doesn't it?
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@DanEdisonComedy
Daniel Edison
a day ago
If you get a pop-up asking how you say hello to your father, just click 'Hide Ad'.
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@Ian64
Ian Hall
a day ago
I made a joke about shooting electric currents through people but now I realise it's in bad tased.
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@Daveastated
Daveastated
a day ago
My easily offended friends have asked me to go abseiling with them in dangerously windy comditions. I'd appreciate any advice on how I can let them down gently. #LunchPun #RateMyPun
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@nehadixit123
Neha Dixit
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