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See me live? Buy my merch?👇🏾click da link Nailed It & Comedians of the World on Netflix listen to my podcasts Why Won’t You Date Me? 90 Day Bae & Best Friends

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nicole byer
5 years ago
My greatest fear is getting too fat and having to tape a vibrator to a selfie stick to help myself masturbate.
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"Is there butt sickness? Oh no, now I'm googling 'butt sickness'." - @nicolebyer https://t.co/0uNKmJXktE
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2 days ago
Hiiiiiii new episode of my podcast Why Won’t You Date Me? With @marcrebillet is out today! Listen to us have a nice horny time https://t.co/QTPVHOtQeh https://t.co/Lxbn586QHW
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ziwe
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here's the trailer for ZIWE famously on showtime may 9th https://t.co/ITaNTSgSRF
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2 days ago
“hey did you see @nicolebyer is fully vaccinated and has a dick date scheduled soon?” - my dad to me right now
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Satanic Panic! At The Disco
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How it started vs how it’s going https://t.co/UJgV3Zi5Rr
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@JohnCena
John Cena
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A continued and massive thank you for everyone who tuned in to #Wipeout last week. We’re back for episode 2 TONIGHT on @TBSNetwork at 9pm ET! @Wipeout 🔴 https://t.co/hdXnBONj73
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@hamaneggs
Kaleb Michael 🧜🏻‍♂️
2 days ago
Watching @Wipeout to see @nicolebyer make faces like this 😂 https://t.co/rRr4c2x5qM
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@Wipeout
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@JohnCena
John Cena
3 days ago
A continued and massive thank you for everyone who tuned in to #Wipeout last week. We’re back for episode 2 TONIGHT on @TBSNetwork at 9pm ET! @Wipeout 🔴 https://t.co/hdXnBONj73
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nicole byer
3 days ago
Imagine going through the trouble of putting a microchip in the vaccine... they would just be tracking me from tinder trick to tinder trick. With pit stops to work in between
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3 days ago
She’s fully vaccinated and has already made a dick appointment. God is good what won’t he do praise him
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@CBSLA
CBS Los Angeles
3 days ago
Due to an apparent excess in supply, the Cal State LA super site is offering Johnson & Johnson COVID-19 vaccines to anyone age 18 and older who walks up from now through Sunday.  https://t.co/ldtXnuHI3C https://t.co/bKj7lfosNj
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@earwolf
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4 days ago
Today on Best Friends, @nicolebyer & @thesheertruth are ready to talk about all things! Coasters, closets, home improvement, HGTV, Biscoff cookies, and how Gorilla Glue saves lives. https://t.co/dPvWojYQel https://t.co/fVD1vp9gpS
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4 days ago
💜💜💜💜💜😍🥳🥳 https://t.co/06LTSPGPtr
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Marko Monroe
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nicole byer
4 days ago
Someone watched the rehearsal then said no notes put it on tv. https://t.co/EOfDBHDTZo
@nori_reed
Nori Reed
5 days ago
Still not over this trauma https://t.co/5BMR1naFNI
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@headgum
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5 days ago
This week on Newcomers, Nicole and Lauren are joined by comedians, writers, producers, and sisters @msLAS & @mRiah to discuss the #TylerPerry marriage dramedy, Why Did I Get Married (2007). 🎧 https://t.co/dVI8Z26ynh 🎧 https://t.co/7WFWR5bdsQ https://t.co/3SoZHsjORu
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@HomeEconABC
Home Economics
5 days ago
The sunny side of life is where we want to be. ☀️ Sasheer Zamata (@thesheertruth) is Denise in #HomeEconomics, premiering this Wednesday at 8:30|7:30c! https://t.co/ll0I7wE1oJ
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@thesheertruth
Sasheer Zamata
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I’m so excited for the @HomeEconABC premiere Wednesday April 7th (TOMORROW) on @ABCNetwork! https://t.co/HRkb5iuwOl
@HomeEconABC
Home Economics
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The sunny side of life is where we want to be. ☀️ Sasheer Zamata (@thesheertruth) is Denise in #HomeEconomics, premiering this Wednesday at 8:30|7:30c! https://t.co/ll0I7wE1oJ
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