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Erin justice breyer please retire Ryan
a day ago
NEW #hysteria! @AlyssaMastro44 and I talk anarchy in the GOP, @SenGillibrand joins the three-time guest club, then Lindy West and @karaklenk join for a conversation on different ways to be a mother. PLUS: I Feel Petty https://t.co/51c1ZqS0Nq
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LADIES: what hilariously mean but widely-used OB-GYN-related term is funnier
geriatric pregnancy
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6 hours ago
PARDON ME: The Sopranos premiered in January of 1999; Gandolfini turned 38 that September. So if you’re 37, you’re Gandolfini When Sopranos Premiere First Aired Years Old
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If you are 38, you are James Gandolfini When The Pilot Episode of The Sopranos Aired years old
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Jake Swearingen
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[kurt vile voice] https://t.co/LnsbjZ447m
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@DevlinBarrett
Devlin Barrett
9 hours ago
Breaking: Trump Justice Department secretly obtained Post reporters’ phone records https://t.co/jvuYmCcZZ9
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9 hours ago
look i grew up in the country and even before i'd been to a major city i had a vague idea of how public transportation worked and how to hail a cab; it's fair for me to expect people who didn't grow up like me to know the difference between a goat and a lamb https://t.co/7fGFk1SJJv
@tasfiahnisa
nisa🍒
2 days ago
if you had a bad day, here’s a pic of a cute goat https://t.co/nlUZnvNN1e
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why does alabama keep electing men who look like Black Lodge keebler elves https://t.co/6fFvyt7CpJ
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@SopanDeb
Sopan Deb
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I am *floored* by this op-ed by a media CEO. But the particularly awful part is the second screenshot here. https://t.co/k6MoGoQTv8 https://t.co/JlbeCg8jMs
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“The promise of your 20s is mostly a scam. Your 20s are for falling on your face” - @morninggloria More people need to hear this
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12 hours ago
Call me old fashioned but I find it distasteful how many people are celebrating the fact that Bill Gates is about to be single when Melinda is objectively much, much hotter
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i've been married for a little over six months and so far i've learned that marriage is being proud of fact that my partner used to be really good at an obscure sport, but also keeping a mental list of sick burns specifically about that sport for when i'm mad
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high fashion is an expensive joke played on the spoiled children of kleptocrats and oligarchs
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when i order a hawaiian pizza for the group https://t.co/SQws0fjSnf
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Martin Herlihy
a day ago
EMERGENCY!!! THERE'S A NEW ONE!!!!! https://t.co/hd0Ei8b18T
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How did we survive a world where people routinely carpeted their toilets? Is your Senator on the right side of history when it comes to military sexual assault? (now would be a good time to check!), Why "don't bug her and let her relax" might be the best Mother's Day gift of all.
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@AdamSerwer
Adam Serwer 🍝
a day ago
They should both retire, preferably by lunchtime https://t.co/OmGFf5GxF6
@mkraju
Manu Raju
a day ago
Feinstein says Breyer’s retirement would be a “great loss.” On whether he should step aside? “My general belief is if a person is serving with integrity and working hard and producing for whatever the constituency is, that's what these jobs are all about.” https://t.co/i7BQBzrV2Q
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There is no non-Nancy Meyers film plot reason that people move to Sedona in 2021
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