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Mark Crandley

@mcrandley

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Father, lawyer, husband to @MrsCrandley, follower of #appellatetwitter, and purveyor of the finest Dad jokes this side of the Mississippi.

Indianapolis, IN
Joined April 2009
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Mark Crandley
a day ago
Thought #Pacers nation would enjoy this.
@DepressedNets
Depressed Nets Fan
a day ago
Bro is gonna become Kilometers Turner
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Mark Crandley
2 days ago
My dog cosplays as a Scottie from time to time.
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Mark Crandley
3 days ago
This is heaven.
@edwereddie
Edward Elderman
4 days ago
Royal Portuguese Reading Room, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
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Mark Crandley
3 days ago
I have a deep admiration for Kareem after meeting and interviewing him decades ago when I was a journalist. He's a deeply insightful and outspoken person who always speaks his mind. And every once in awhile that means he has a miss. Chalk this up as one. Love him always though.
@TheNBACentral
NBA Central
3 days ago
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on LeBron James’ big balls dance “Why do you need to do a stupid, childish dance and disrespect the other team on the court? It doesn’t make sense. GOATs don’t dance.”
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Mark Crandley
3 days ago
I a theory that with all the negativity people are heaping on LeBron, he's going to give up being nice and do the biggest heal turn in NBA history. It's coming.....
@TheNBACentral
NBA Central
3 days ago
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on LeBron James’ big balls dance “Why do you need to do a stupid, childish dance and disrespect the other team on the court? It doesn’t make sense. GOATs don’t dance.”
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Mark Crandley
3 days ago
Being able to laugh at oneself—especially in tough times—is an undervalued trait in a leader. Makes me sad that someone like Bob Dole probably couldn’t be a Senator today. RIP.
@NumbersMuncher
Josh Jordan
3 days ago
This clip of Bob Dole and Norm Macdonald a week after Dole lost in 1996 is so great and it's beyond sad to lose both of them this year.
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Mark Crandley
6 days ago
Oh no. This is what hockey has come to?
@PredsNHL
Nashville Predators
6 days ago
🤩 The primary crest pays tribute to the fans with the SMASHVILLE mark, and the look was inspired by letterpress music posters which are part of Nashville's rich history. >>
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Mark Crandley
6 days ago
I love the Spotify wrapped thing and am unreasonably proud to be in the top 4 percent of listeners for the Gorillaz.
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Mark Crandley
6 days ago
Oh yea my year opens with “Atlantic City.” That about sums it up.
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Mark Crandley
6 days ago
Sure, everyone knows it's impossible to tell Dermot Mulroney from Dylan McDermott, but have you ever tried to tell Juliette Binoche from Julia Ormond?
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Mark Crandley
7 days ago
There's a lot to love about Steph Curry but his support of the women's game is high on my list. This is fantastic news, @StephenCurry30!
@connpost
Connecticut Post
7 days ago
Two days after Paige Bueckers became the first college athlete to sign a name, image and likeness deal with Gatorade, teammate @azzi_35 became one of the first collegiate athletes to sign with a professional athlete’s brand.
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Mark Crandley
9 days ago
For every year Ben Wallace ages, Ron Artest gets two years younger.
@Ballislife
Ballislife.com
9 days ago
Metta World Peace & Ben Wallace 17 years after the Malice At The Palace 📷 @WestMoments
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Mark Crandley
10 days ago
My dog is weird.
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Mark Crandley
11 days ago
“They’re so DRAMATIC. I feel like they would be insufferable to be around.” My daughter’s critique after working through a U2 playlist I made for her.
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Mark Crandley
12 days ago
I remember certain #Pacers fans (myself very much included) wanting us to get Moody over Duarte and being apoplectic when they didn't. And this is why I'm not a GM. (Although this is probably a great opportunity for Moody to get some quality minutes.)
@WarriorsPR
Warriors PR
12 days ago
Warriors assign Jonathan Kuminga and Moses Moody to Santa Cruz
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Mark Crandley
13 days ago
Nothing quite so harrowing as carving the turkey in front of a dozen in-laws. #Thanksgiving2021
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@anna_fred16
Anna Fredrickson
19 days ago
Friendly reminder that we already force many ppl to pay taxes on unrealized gains, and these are called Property Taxes.
@JonahDispatch
Jonah Goldberg
28 days ago
He didn’t really lose $50 billion, but this is a good illustration of why the idea of taxing unrealized gains is so ludicrous.
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Mark Crandley
20 days ago
This story really needs more attention.
@serenawilliams
Serena Williams
20 days ago
I am devastated and shocked to hear about the news of my peer, Peng Shuai. I hope she is safe and found as soon as possible. This must be investigated and we must not stay silent. Sending love to her and her family during this incredibly difficult time. #whereispengshuai
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Mark Crandley
20 days ago
Achtung Baby came out 31 years ago today. I remember getting and practically wearing it out. It had been a long wait and who knew what to expect from them at that point. But what a brilliant and moving album. Got me through some tough and still retains its meaning. Thanks, @U2.
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