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Aspiring Comedian. Follow me for jokes. Profile pic by @sour_nilk

Chicago, IL
Joined January 2020
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3 months ago
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3 hours ago
Can someone make a program that unhide feet in pictures? Asking for a friend.
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3 hours ago
Pac man perpetuates the stereotype that round people eat a lot of dots and are scared of ghosts.
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@PleaseBeGneiss
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@DROPTHEMIC2020
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a day ago
BREAKING: The US Senate votes to add $25 billion to the $743 billion defense budget.
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@HeavenlyGrandpa
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me, currently running late for work: no i definitely have time to masturbate
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@HeavenlyGrandpa
cass city
6 months ago
these two things? incomparable
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4 hours ago
I’m only on a diet because my bank account is on a diet too, I can’t afford a 2nd chin.
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4 hours ago
There has to be a dude who sings a lullaby, tucks and kisses his gun good night every day.
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@SaeedDiCaprio
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@rudy_betrayed
rudy betrayed
10 hours ago
why did this happen to me
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@PallaviGunalan
i can be your long lost pal
21 hours ago
love that the same people who used to call us slumdog millionaire are now thirsting after dev patel took u bitches long enough
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8 hours ago
What’s the point of being a thief if your name ain’t Rob?!
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@RobDenBleyker
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8 hours ago
When you use the word “scum” on a daily basis
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@BriReports
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15 hours ago
WARNING: CRUDE LANGUAGE Being hit on and harassed as a woman, especially as a woman reporter out in the field, happens so often you learn how to roll with it or ignore it. This time it happened to be recorded only seconds before my hit. There are A LOT of things wrong with this.
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@PallaviGunalan
i can be your long lost pal
9 hours ago
me: men are like this ♻️: 500 ❤️: 50k one man: we are not like this actually ❤️: 1 (himself)
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