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@JarJarFan69

Nude Gingrich

5 hours ago

Here's what you're gonna do. You're going to take a nail gun down to the FBI office in Cincinnati, Ohio. You will not shatter the bulletproof glass because you have a nail gun. Then, the cops are going to kill you and people will laugh at you because your name is Dick Shitter.

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@ilpomodoro2

Pomodoro (Dad Joke Era)

5 hours ago

We avoided nuclear war for four years because some guy would play Memory from Cats on a boom box when trump got upset. Something to think about, we’re alive because a Soviet Army officer overrode protocols in Able Archer, and because of Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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@tara_chara

「𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮」

13 hours ago

every now and again i think about what Hunter S. Thompson wrote about zoomers the week after 9/11

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@PA_Capitol_Boy

Elijah Cohen

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6 hours ago

What, you don’t misplace papers on our nations nukes from time to time? No one likes a bragger.

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Elijah Cohen

@PA_Capitol_Boy

6 hours ago

Listen, it happens to the best of us (misplacing nuclear documents)

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@markjfine

Mark J. Fine

6 hours ago

Oh, so nukes *and* now purportedly sigint floating around MAL. Great.

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@furiosalizabeth

elizabeth, mistress of knife shoes

@furiosalizabeth

6 hours ago

that motherfucking guy sold nuclear secrets, didn't he

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@XelaPhila

Constantly in Pain

6 hours ago

Literally the worst conspiracy theories about democrats are ALWAYS true about the GOP

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@golikehellmachi

GONELIKEHELLMACHINE

@golikehellmachi

6 hours ago

🎶🎶 it’s always worse than it looks at first, skiddly-doo skiddly-bop

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@dataandpolitics

Data Bear, PhD 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🌻

@dataandpolitics

6 hours ago

And it’s not like Mar-a-Lago is notorious for its lax security and foreign visitors and workers.

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Data Bear, PhD 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🌻

@dataandpolitics

6 hours ago

It’s not like foreign spies can buy access to Mar-a-Lago.

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Federal authorities are reportedly probing potential Chinese spying efforts at Trump’s Palm Beach resort.

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@dataandpolitics

Data Bear, PhD 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🌻

@dataandpolitics

6 hours ago

Who amongst us hasn’t stored classified nuclear documents in the basement of their social club.

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@XelaPhila

Constantly in Pain

6 hours ago

LMAO TRUMP STOLE THE FUCKING NUCLEAR CODES

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@theisen95

Lauren Theisen

6 hours ago

lmao

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