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@lisap331

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@JarJarFan69
Nude Gingrich
5 hours ago
Here's what you're gonna do. You're going to take a nail gun down to the FBI office in Cincinnati, Ohio. You will not shatter the bulletproof glass because you have a nail gun. Then, the cops are going to kill you and people will laugh at you because your name is Dick Shitter.
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@ilpomodoro2
Pomodoro (Dad Joke Era)
5 hours ago
We avoided nuclear war for four years because some guy would play Memory from Cats on a boom box when trump got upset. Something to think about, we’re alive because a Soviet Army officer overrode protocols in Able Archer, and because of Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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@tara_chara
「𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮」
13 hours ago
every now and again i think about what Hunter S. Thompson wrote about zoomers the week after 9/11
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@PA_Capitol_Boy
Elijah Cohen
6 hours ago
What, you don’t misplace papers on our nations nukes from time to time? No one likes a bragger.
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@PA_Capitol_Boy
Elijah Cohen
6 hours ago
Listen, it happens to the best of us (misplacing nuclear documents)
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@markjfine
Mark J. Fine
6 hours ago
Oh, so nukes *and* now purportedly sigint floating around MAL. Great.
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@furiosalizabeth
elizabeth, mistress of knife shoes
6 hours ago
that motherfucking guy sold nuclear secrets, didn't he
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@XelaPhila
Constantly in Pain
6 hours ago
Literally the worst conspiracy theories about democrats are ALWAYS true about the GOP
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@golikehellmachi
GONELIKEHELLMACHINE
6 hours ago
🎶🎶 it’s always worse than it looks at first, skiddly-doo skiddly-bop
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@dataandpolitics
Data Bear, PhD 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🌻
6 hours ago
And it’s not like Mar-a-Lago is notorious for its lax security and foreign visitors and workers.
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@dataandpolitics
Data Bear, PhD 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🌻
6 hours ago
It’s not like foreign spies can buy access to Mar-a-Lago.
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@dataandpolitics
Data Bear, PhD 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🌻
6 hours ago
Who amongst us hasn’t stored classified nuclear documents in the basement of their social club.
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@XelaPhila
Constantly in Pain
6 hours ago
LMAO TRUMP STOLE THE FUCKING NUCLEAR CODES
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@theisen95
Lauren Theisen
6 hours ago
lmao
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