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Lance Weller

@lanceAweller

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Novelist. Awkward.

Washington State
Joined October 2009
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@lanceAweller
Lance Weller
2 days ago
It's my birthday later this month. This means, if I think stuff isn't going my way, that I'm Legally Entitled to shout "Who rules Bartertown?!" up to 4 times a day. Since Kat is the only person I've seen for the past year, this might spell trouble. But it's the law., so...
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@alex_segura
Alex Segura
3 days ago
March 1, 2020 vs March 1, 2021 https://t.co/OP9ST5RXTs
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@CaslerNoel
NoelCaslerComedy
6 days ago
Subtlety has never been their strongpoint. The fact that this stage was shaped like a swastika was not lost on whomever designed and built the set. @CPAC https://t.co/nu9nRIWv0g
@MuellerSheWrote
Mueller, She Wrote
6 days ago
Has anyone noticed the shape of the stage at CPAC? https://t.co/DsohTA7Lom https://t.co/AIIjxr5TKU
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@Astropartigirl
Sophia Gad-Nasr
10 days ago
HERE is what it sounds like on Mars. THIS IS SOUND ON ANOTHER PLANET. # https://t.co/PgzNx3xf9m
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@NickyWoolf
Nicky Woolf
18 days ago
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@williealex
William Alexander
19 days ago
“A civilization is not destroyed by wicked people; it is not necessary that people be wicked but only that they be spineless.” - James Baldwin, The Fire Next Time https://t.co/NWdUClp91Q
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Lance Weller
19 days ago
My dog Rocket has a higher Charisma score than me. https://t.co/uV0Mx9aWKK
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Lance Weller
19 days ago
Wow. That's a lot of snow.
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Lance Weller
23 days ago
It feels like this guy is winging it.
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@NightExcision
Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ Jᴀᴍʙᴀʟᴀʏᴀ🔪
25 days ago
I recently learned that volcano snails exist. Their shells are made of iron and they live around hydrothermal vents that can reach up to 750 degrees Fahrenheit. https://t.co/vqmFzXubS7
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@Bandiniboy
Bandini
3 months ago
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@Bandiniboy
Bandini
2 months ago
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@MJGerson
Michael Gerson
a month ago
“This is a reality that I have resisted naming. The 45th president and a significant portion of his supporters have embraced American fascism.” https://t.co/CzGaoQ1uKd
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@CSMFHT
Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens
a month ago
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@WFMU
WFMU
a month ago
"In 1983, the Seattle band Bam Bam, fronted by a talented, elegant Black woman named Tina Bell, created a sound and lyrical foundation for a genre that white men with knit hats and plaid shirts would... make famous as 'grunge.'" Tina Bell's hidden legacy: https://t.co/yKb4sGMzS5 https://t.co/DOrLMb5FI1
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@lanceAweller
Lance Weller
a month ago
Considering how I'm feeling today, I think I'm in the postdrome phase of our, finally broken, four-year American migraine.
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Lance Weller
a month ago
Okay Amanda Gorman. I'm all in.
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Lance Weller
a month ago
Well friends and fellow travelers, we've lost far, far too many but we've reached the other side. It's time to work.
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