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@kevinonthemoon

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I'm gonna talk about sports and leftists politics

Atlanta, GA
Joined March 2010
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@kevinonthemoon
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4 months ago
Now and forever
@MsPackyetti
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4 months ago
1. Unclench your jaw. 2. Stop doomscrolling. 3. Write down 3 actions youโ€™ll take tomorrow about any of the injustices happening right now. If one is to send $/help to someone in the storm, do that tonight. 4. Go to sleep. Oppression exhausts on purpose. We need rested warriors.
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Andrew Jones came to where I work once and racked up a HUGE tab, and someone asked if he was Andrew Jones and he said no, even tho it def was, then our owner messaged him on insta to say thanks for coming in and he responded saying he had a great time. Put him in the HOF cowards.
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Terence Wiggins
2 days ago
Anyone who has worked a customer service job, what's a customer interaction that still haunts you? One time at Starbucks, I was cleaning the restrooms and knocked on the women's restroom door and the response I got was an angry "WHO IS IT?"
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There was a drive by in midtown where two people got shot and cops said they were surprised it happened because they were close by but don't have a suspect or vehicle description. Fuck were yall doing then? Thought none of yall was supposed to help? Useless.
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@HeatherTDay
Heather Thompson Day
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Adult friendships are hard because everyone is really really tired.
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@GatorsDaily
Gators Daily ๐ŸŠ
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FREE HIM
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Amy is our trivia queen. Long live Amy ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘‘
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Amy Schneider
a day ago
-I'll post a full recap soon (tomorrow, hopefully, but as you can imagine I'll be doing a lot of interviews over the next day or two). But first, a few thoughts on this emotional day:
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esteban gato
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i had dinner with bernie once at an italian restaurant. he didn't look at the menu until the waiter came to take order. bernie opens it, goes "do you have pork chops" waiter is like "no? we have steak?" bernie closes menu, goes: "ok that."
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Sophie Vershbow
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Single people are the ones who should get a tax deduction, married people already get to split rent.
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@CeeHawk
Northwest Cee
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Big Ben will never have to pay for a drink in Pittsburgh Because his picture is on the โ€œcannot enterโ€ wall in every barโ€™s entranceway โค๏ธ
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@kevinonthemoon
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The amount of giant losers who constantly come for @minakimes means she's doing something right IMO
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Stevie
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It's an open fucking goal. Don't screw this up @Jaguars .
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@Soylent_Lament
Soylord 9001 ๐“†๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ซ๐ŸŒš
2 days ago
Good morning the river eels have come to give you a kiss ๐Ÿฅฐ
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WRESTLING FUCKING RULES #BeachBreak
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