jvharris_1965 Profile Banner
jvharris_1965 Profile Image
jvharris_1965

@jvharris_1965

Followers
23,415
Following
23,344
Media
6,975
Statuses
18,781

father | husband | grandpa | grumpy old man’s club | retired | sarcastic | interests: gardening, contact sports, animals, music | dm = instant block | democrat

Prunedale, CA
Joined March 2020
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
29 minutes ago
Did you know that scientific studies suggest that music can be just as addictive as alcohol?
7
1
24
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
2 hours ago
Oh look! It’s a toe truck. https://t.co/j9OKqiUlpE
Tweet media one
10
5
75
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
3 hours ago
I’ve decided to make better decisions at the table, in fact, I’m going to start following a diet plan. Here’s day 1 of my “raw food” diet... https://t.co/SkcZnySonS
Tweet media one
12
1
70
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
3 hours ago
I’ve made as many mistakes in my life as the next person. In my youth, I broke a few laws, I didn’t always drive legally as a teenager, I was a very average person, at best. I grew up poor and lived in questionable neighborhoods. ...but I’m white. What a very sad commentary.
4
2
34
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
3 hours ago
So the police shot another black man in Minnesota, apparently the new defense is it was an accident, he meant to taser him. I don’t believe, “Oops, I’m sorry, it was an accident” should be a legal defense. What the fuck is going on?
31
44
201
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
5 hours ago
FACT If you keep bottles of beer in both hands and drink fast enough, your Fitbit will think you’re walking.
14
8
115
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
22 hours ago
It’s never even crossed my mind to insert this in my mouth or rectum. https://t.co/li4aIGrC4S
Tweet media one
135
38
310
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
a day ago
Tweet media one
2
0
5
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
a day ago
Sometimes when I roll my garbage cans to the street on garbage day and I see one of my neighbors, I like to do a little trash talking.
3
0
57
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
a day ago
Some bastard broke into my garage last night and stole my limbo stick! Seriously, how low can you go?
33
6
324
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
a day ago
I stumbled into bed last night... “You’re drunk again.” “How do you know?” “You live next door.” https://t.co/yFB86XMkr4
1
1
17
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
a day ago
Glad they cleared that up. https://t.co/YonAzusTjn
Tweet media one
15
11
139
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
a day ago
We have 2 Alexa’s, bedroom/kitchen, my wife doesn’t know they’re linked... She’s in kitchen listening to Brad Paisley. From bedroom, I change it to Boy George. She changes it back, then I change it to Bananarama. After a while, I hear her beginning to curse in frustration. 🤣🤣
17
4
125
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
a day ago
SHOUTOUT to old people, ‘cause it’s the only way we can hear.
31
23
348
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
2 days ago
Um, @laurenboebert I’m not saying you’re a fucking moron, but, the very definition of an amendment is “a minor change or addition designed to improve a text, place of legislation, etc.” You do understand that amendments are edited, right? That’s why they’re called amendments. https://t.co/6uyBHRsyLV
@laurenboebert
Lauren Boebert
3 days ago
The Second Amendment is absolute. Anyone who says otherwise is a tyrant.
17
15
89
jvharris_1965 Retweeted
@Sundae_Gurl
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
3 days ago
Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without having brains so don't count Republicans out just yet.
261
2K
8K
@jvharris_1965
jvharris_1965
3 days ago
I watched a documentary on marijuana last night. Today, I’ve decided to watch all documentaries that way.
147
265
2K