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@juanasvetlana
mary juana
6 days ago
HEY, GROCERY STORES 👋 STOP BLOCKING MY FCKN CELL SIGNAL
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@juanasvetlana
mary juana
10 days ago
Dodger Blue Chicken
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11 days ago
The color of your shirt and the last thing you ate is your stripper name.
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@juanasvetlana
mary juana
a month ago
My biggest mistake in life was not becoming a meth dealer
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mary juana
a month ago
seasons greetings to tall people everywhere who help me reach the top shelf at the grocery store
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@juanasvetlana
mary juana
a month ago
$norijuana it’s for a good cause
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mary juana
a month ago
@CeroRecycling @UCLAIoES @EPA can y’all mail him some pamphlets or something. Maybe some trash bags
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mary juana
a month ago
If you’re going to be a jackass and dump all your trash on the ground, at least make the effort to hide your calling card
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mary juana
a month ago
Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson are probably having sex right now and you’re on Twitter
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@cathalina1972
Cathalina
a month ago
Sometimes I wish the people in my life would ask if I need help, Offer me a hand, or at least guide me in the right direction.
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mary juana
a month ago
Jim Kendall has a travel blog but he’s still an arrogant prick to strangers online. Someone explain
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mary juana
a month ago
Normalize NOT giving your arrogant input on a complete stranger’s personal situation
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@TheirMaddesty
Maddy Gross ✿
2 months ago
I think we should give muppets guns
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Karl Havoc
a month ago
so being white in America is just like grand theft auto You can go on a shooting spree and wake up at a hospital only missing a little bit of money and keep playing the game without interruptions
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@agarthapill
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a month ago
If upwards of 35% of inspectors are fired come Dec. 4, we are looking at roughly 2,200 inspectors nationwide disappearing. This will be catastrophic. To be clear, I stand with those refusing and will fight with them.
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a month ago
These inspectors have received a memo stating that they have until Friday, Nov. 19 to get vaccinated (despite the actual deadline being Dec. 4). The problem is that a sizable plurality of inspectors refuse to be bend to government vaccine mandates (roughly 25-35%).
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a month ago
THREAD - Food Supply Collapse My family are currently in positions of plant manager and quality assurance manager in poultry plants. I can say for certain that the current situation is more dire than most people think- and we may see a near total collapse of the food supply.
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mary juana
a month ago
Where was all of this, “Self defense is legal!!1” rhetoric from the right when Marissa Alexander, mother of 3, fired a warning shot when her abusive husband attacked her?? Not a single death but she was sentenced to 20 years??? Why were you silent then?? Asking for a friend
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