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jacob

@jampisces

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I only use selfie mode on my phone to check for boogers.

Joined October 2009
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jacob
a day ago
Everything is a made-up title. Like "stylist" and "barber".
@WSJbusiness
WSJ Business News
2 days ago
Tesla CEO Elon Musk said that "chief executive officer" is a "made-up title" and that many corporate titles "don't mean anything," speaking at the #WSJCEOCouncil
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jacob
7 days ago
Fuuuuuck yeah!
@staceyabrams
Stacey Abrams
7 days ago
I’m running for Governor because opportunity in our state shouldn’t be determined by zip code, background or access to power. #gapol Be a founding donor to my campaign:
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jacob
9 days ago
Made challah yesterday ... so french toast tonight. Anything for the breadgazing attention of @SeamusBlackley
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jacob
9 days ago
Hi, @JasonIsbell. Great show on Friday night. You make difficult things look easy on stage.
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jacob
13 days ago
Happy Thanksgiving, @JasonIsbell. See you tomorrow!
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jacob
14 days ago
Good morning, @jamieloftusHELP 🌭
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jacob
14 days ago
My handy friend, @SHO_Dexter, is helping me put in a new tub. So nice!
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jacob
19 days ago
I hope someone defends themselves against Kyle Rittenhouse on his way home.
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jacob
19 days ago
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jacob
21 days ago
Googled "netflix shows without hot people" and got results like "the steamiest shows on netflix right now". There should be a button labeled "Show me the opposite results".
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jacob
22 days ago
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jacob
a month ago
Family Splatters #WetSitcoms
@blainecapatch
The Blaine Clause
a month ago
21 Jump Sleet #WetSitcoms
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jacob
a month ago
Seinfjord #WetSitcoms
@blainecapatch
The Blaine Clause
a month ago
21 Jump Sleet #WetSitcoms
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jacob
a month ago
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jacob
a month ago
Tina is lucky Alec's hands weren't loaded.
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jacob
a month ago
Why do we have to cut a deal with ourselves?
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jacob
a month ago
Ummm. No. @belafleckbanjo
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@ThatEricAlper
Eric Alper 🎧
a month ago
"I am undoubtedly the greatest human artist of all time. It's not even a question anymore." - Kanye West
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jacob
a month ago
Hey, @spectrumcenter. I'm sure I'm the millionth person to ask this. Sorry. Can I avoid the ticketing fees (for Hornets tickets) by purchasing at the box office or over the phone? Thanks for your time.
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jacob
a month ago
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jacob
a month ago
Hi, @JasonIsbell. Any chance of hearing "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" the day after Thanksgiving in Durham? Holy cow, ya'll blaze right through that tune. And I think @amandashires would rock the middle of that song on the fiddle, if she's with you guys that night.
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