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Jeff Tiedrich

@itsJeffTiedrich

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don't blame me, I voted for the email lady

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@itsJeffTiedrich
Jeff Tiedrich
8 hours ago
you're telling me ... — the Jan 6 insurrection was antifa and BLM — but it was also the FBI — but it was peaceful, just tourists blowing off steam — but we can't have an investigation — because that would make Republicans look bad? holy fucking shit, you people are fucking nuts
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Jeff Tiedrich
2 days ago
hey friends & followers, can I ask a favor? we're in the 2nd week of some necessary fundraising over at Smirking Chimp, the politics web site I publish. we depend entirely on the good folks who donate. can you spare $1 or $5 to help? click below & thanks!
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Jeff Tiedrich
a day ago
you call it a Trump rally, I call it an omicron variant incubation epicenter
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Jeff Tiedrich
a day ago
fucking shocked to learn that the guy with fake hair and fake tan and fake teeth and fake SAT scores and fake bone spurs and a fake foundation and a fake university and a fake charity tried to submit fake electoral certificates. holy fucking shit, how did we Nazi that coming
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Jeff Tiedrich
2 days ago
what the chicken-fried fuck
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2 days ago
The phrase "what the entire fuck" implies the existence of fractional fucks. "what the absolute fuck" implies the existence of positive and negative fucks. "what the actual fuck" implies existence of imaginary fucks. Conclusion: fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.
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Jeff Tiedrich
2 days ago
I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life but I've never signed my name on forged electoral certificates
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Jeff Tiedrich
2 days ago
holy fucking shit, the "you lost, get over it" crowd from 2016 tried to submit forged election documents, that's how much they couldn't get over losing in 2020
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Jeff Tiedrich
2 days ago
holy fucking shit, just throw us a bone and indict the fuck out of someone BIG already. it's been another shitty week and we could all use some cheering up
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Jeff Tiedrich
2 days ago
hey friends & followers, can I ask a favor? we're in the 2nd week of some necessary fundraising over at Smirking Chimp, the politics web site I publish. we depend entirely on the good folks who donate. can you spare $1 or $5 to help? click below & thanks!
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Jeff Tiedrich
3 days ago
first they came for the Oath Keepers, and I didn't speak out— because seriously, fuck those guys
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Jeff Tiedrich
3 days ago
what kind of shithole Democrat sabotages the entire Democratic agenda
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Jeff Tiedrich
3 days ago
no one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, racists, misogynists, compromised Russian assets, pedophile wrestling coaches, sex-trafficking party boys, blackout-drunk rapist judges, and bone saw murder apologists would also be the party of sore loser insurrectionists
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Jeff Tiedrich
3 days ago
pro tip for Kevin McCarthy: people with nothing to hide generally don't refuse to cooperate
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Jeff Tiedrich
4 days ago
look, I may not agree with the way Matt Gaetz handles his personal life, but he is an elected official and I will defend to the death his right to be dragged from Congress in handcuffs, humiliated, disgraced, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison
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Jeff Tiedrich
4 days ago
Mitch McConnell would saw off your legs and then lecture you on the virtues of having feet
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Jeff Tiedrich
4 days ago
the email lady testified under oath for eleven straight hours. former fuck couldn't even go eleven minutes with a reporter
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Jeff Tiedrich
4 days ago
hold on, are you telling me that the guy who never stops bragging about how tough he is and how much stamina he has and how he'd rush into a school to take down an active shooter just hung up on a reporter who asked a difficult question? oh come on, get the fuck out of here
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Jeff Tiedrich
5 days ago
how many disaster movies start with some asshole politician like Rand Paul telling an expert like Dr. Fauci to shut up
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