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Bradford, England
Joined March 2010
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@garybrian87
Gary
an hour ago
This, but giant Kent Brockman is Lawrence Fox or any of the other fucking idiots that crave the attention to spread nonsense.
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@garybrian87
Gary
13 hours ago
Gabriel Jesus has two wives?
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
14 hours ago
Gabriel Jesus to Arsenal, here we go! Personal terms fully agreed with his agent Marcelo Pettinati and his two partners. Gabriel signs until 2027, it’s 100% done. 🚨⚪️🔴 #AFC Arsenal already agreed £45m fee with Man City as revealed on Friday. Edu & Arteta, key for the deal.
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@garybrian87
Gary
15 hours ago
My maturity is my greatest quality.
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Gary
17 hours ago
What a catch by Billings 😎
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@garybrian87
Gary
17 hours ago
Also rug/wig/syrup/hairpiece.
@Mike_Fabricant
Michael Fabricant 🇬🇧🇺🇦🌻
22 hours ago
Please note my pronouns: lbs/oz/F/miles/yards/him
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@garybrian87
Gary
2 days ago
World. War. Eleven.
@NadineDorries
Nadine Dorries
2 days ago
3/3 This gov will remain relentlessly focused and continue to deliver for people during a post pandemic, mid-war, global cost of living challenge which no Prime Minister or gov has faced the likes of since WW11.
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Gary
3 days ago
Funny though. Bunch of fucking mutants.
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Gary
3 days ago
Well this isn’t very Save Big Dog-y.
@OliverDowden
Oliver Dowden
3 days ago
My letter of resignation to the Prime Minister.
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Gary
3 days ago
This absolute fucking psycho’s vote is worth the same as yours.
@AvaSantina
Ava-Santina
3 days ago
Woman on question time says train drivers must adapt to technology because the dinosaurs didn’t and “look what happened to them” I’m howling
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Gary
3 days ago
So much this.
@RichLJones
Richard Jones
3 days ago
Wife is in the middle of applying for jobs. So many places still insist on making you transcribe your CV into a web form. Each one takes a minimum of an hour. If you work in HR/Recruitment. Just stop it. So many tools out there to make it easier.
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Gary
4 days ago
This sounds worse than the times you sit down to watch an episode of Wheeler Dealers and it doesn’t have Edd in it.
@bbctms
Test Match Special
4 days ago
A new 60-ball cricket format will launch in the Caribbean in August. Fans will be able to vote for a batter to have a 'free hit' where they can't be dismissed. Full story 👇 #BBCCricket
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Gary
4 days ago
Rusty trombones
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Scott
5 days ago
If you had to guess what this bloke did for a living, what would it be?
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Gary
5 days ago
This is literally Tory Britain you absolute fucking prolapsed anus.
@markjenkinsonmp
Mark Jenkinson MP
6 days ago
A vision of @UKLabour 's Britain...
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@90sWWE
90s WWE
6 days ago
Ok, hear me out. A gender reveal party, but it's Tajiri and he spits colour coded poison mist in the parents to be faces.
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