Gary
@garybrian87
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Ready to eat *some* apricots
Bradford, England
Joined March 2010
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This, but giant Kent Brockman is Lawrence Fox or any of the other fucking idiots that crave the attention to spread nonsense.
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Gabriel Jesus has two wives?
Gabriel Jesus to Arsenal, here we go! Personal terms fully agreed with his agent Marcelo Pettinati and his two partners. Gabriel signs until 2027, it’s 100% done. 🚨⚪️🔴
#AFC
Arsenal already agreed £45m fee with Man City as revealed on Friday.
Edu & Arteta, key for the deal.
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Also rug/wig/syrup/hairpiece.
Please note my pronouns: lbs/oz/F/miles/yards/him
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World. War. Eleven.
3/3 This gov will remain relentlessly focused and continue to deliver for people during a post pandemic, mid-war, global cost of living challenge which no Prime Minister or gov has faced the likes of since WW11.
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Well this isn’t very Save Big Dog-y.
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This absolute fucking psycho’s vote is worth the same as yours.
Woman on question time says train drivers must adapt to technology because the dinosaurs didn’t and “look what happened to them”
I’m howling
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So much this.
Wife is in the middle of applying for jobs.
So many places still insist on making you transcribe your CV into a web form. Each one takes a minimum of an hour.
If you work in HR/Recruitment. Just stop it. So many tools out there to make it easier.
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This sounds worse than the times you sit down to watch an episode of Wheeler Dealers and it doesn’t have Edd in it.
A new 60-ball cricket format will launch in the Caribbean in August.
Fans will be able to vote for a batter to have a 'free hit' where they can't be dismissed.
Full story 👇
#BBCCricket
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Rusty trombones
If you had to guess what this bloke did for a living, what would it be?
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This is literally Tory Britain you absolute fucking prolapsed anus.
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Gary Retweeted
Ok, hear me out.
A gender reveal party, but it's Tajiri and he spits colour coded poison mist in the parents to be faces.
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