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@funkytam_

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he/him. ain’t no virgin or no virgo.

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2009
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@jmurffff
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She got a big booty so I call her big booty
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@jmurffff
charles entertainment cheese
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I’m eating a jolly rancher stick and @zachias_ is like “this is the longest I’ve seen Jenny go without talking. Whenever she starts getting annoying someone should just throw a jolly rancher at her”
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@flvmeprincesss
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20-30% off is not a sale
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@Dillongooder
Tired Twink
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The homosexual urge to fall for someone in a different city
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@theemisstoto
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@BeccaBeckery
Becca
a day ago
I needed a quick video to show friends how to use my EpiPen should I ever need it in their presence I have found it Important for everyone to watch, pls
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@jrdynjy
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Y’all a lot of Thanksgiving food does not photograph well. Please just enjoy y’all’s food in private.
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@mashapotatohead
Másha Potato
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@__taayyy__
satan ♑️
3 days ago
I can’t believe I just heard Dr. Phil say fuck
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@yunitheyunicorn
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3 days ago
Im such a star everyone should hear me
@jmurffff
charles entertainment cheese
8 years ago
tom papaleo is so fckn loud everywhere we go like omg be quiet everyone is starring at us
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@jmurffff
charles entertainment cheese
8 years ago
tom papaleo is so fckn loud everywhere we go like omg be quiet everyone is starring at us
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@jmurffff
charles entertainment cheese
3 days ago
This is literally happening right now. This tweet is timeless
@jmurffff
charles entertainment cheese
8 years ago
tom papaleo is so fckn loud everywhere we go like omg be quiet everyone is starring at us
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@jmurffff
charles entertainment cheese
3 days ago
@funkytam_ 😈😈
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3 days ago
*the cup is filled with jack and dr pepper fyi
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3 days ago
me waiting for 7:30 to start blackout wednesday w @jmurffff
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@jmurffff
charles entertainment cheese
3 days ago
Me The sky 🤝 Blacked out by 5pm
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@heyjaeee
4 days ago
Let’s rewind can someone explain to me how ABBA never got nominated for a Grammy?! ABBA!!!! Dancing Queen, Mamma Mia, GIMME GIMME GIMME, SOS, The Winner Take It All, Angel Eyes ABBA!!!!
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8 days ago
Why is the only reliable thing for me uber eats??
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