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@formalcereal

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neurodivergent, non binary lesbian, big dumb dumb. autistic, so sorry if i take you at your word

he/they lesbian
Joined January 2021
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@formalcereal
eggspresso
16 hours ago
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@FBI
FBI
17 hours ago
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. once said, “Life’s most persistent and urgent question is, ‘What are you doing for others?’” This #MLKDay2022 and every day, the #FBI remains dedicated to service and committed to protecting our communities.
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@fishontherun2
Czarina (punished…again)
a day ago
Potentially being perpetually reinfected by new variants of a virus that causes damage to both the brain and heart seems really bad.
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@formalcereal
eggspresso
2 days ago
all i want to do is jerk off and smoke weed
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eggspresso
2 days ago
knicks win bay beeee
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@Category_Fury
🤠Booty Rockin’ Cowgirl🐄
2 days ago
???
@GumbyScreens
gumby screens
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@GumbyScreens
gumby screens
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@uni__520
だんご
3 days ago
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@formalcereal
eggspresso
3 days ago
‘I bought the cheapest stud finder at the hardware store and it doesn’t work very well’ and other stories of hubris
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eggspresso
3 days ago
direct correlation between how much of a lib you are and how upset you get over petty package theft
@johnschreiber
John Schreiber
4 days ago
Keep hearing of train burglaries in LA on the scanner so went to #LincolnHeights to see it all. And… there’s looted packages as far as the eye can see. Amazon packages, @UPS boxes, unused Covid tests, fishing lures, epi pens. Cargo containers left busted open on trains. @CBSLA
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@formalcereal
eggspresso
7 days ago
i refuse to be cancelled for speaking the TRUTH
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@formalcereal
eggspresso
7 days ago
someone is mad at me rn bc i said squirt is pee……
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@formalcereal
eggspresso
7 days ago
someone is mad at me rn bc i said squirt is pee……
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@lAinspidergirl
Laura-chan 🏳️‍⚧️
10 days ago
@ErinGreenTV Shinji suffers from gender dysphoria and this is her if she was allowed to be happy
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@BidenTracking
Tracking Biden From The Left
14 days ago
BREAKING: US deportations of children increased by 30% in the first year of the Biden administration 19,793 minors were deported to Mexico, 15,488 (78%) were not accompanied by adults 2021 had the most deportations of children in 5 years.
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@buttpraxis
Butt Praxis
16 days ago
“Ask your personal care physician” yes great should I do that before or after my daily pegasus ride to check on my flying pigs
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Joshua Richards
17 days ago
OKC’s court and city jerseys
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@formalcereal
eggspresso
18 days ago
The CDC recommends you send me a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fin
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@lunch_enjoyer
patrick doran
19 days ago
it is my dream to eat Poutine in The Six with Drake! @MakeAWish
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@formalcereal
eggspresso
19 days ago
The CDC recommends you open that box Pandora gave you so you can see what’s inside.
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