@fesshole
Fesshole 🧻
a month ago
Back in medieval times when men were men, they would wee sitting down because standing up for a wee leaves you vulnerable to attackers who can surprise you behind. I have no proof of this - it's just the reason I give for not using urinals. I get terrible stage fright.
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@lw678
Lisa
a month ago
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@lee_davies86
Dijon ⚫️⚪️
a month ago
@fesshole Couples used to divorce by ‘combat’ back in those days too… Just because they did, doesn’t mean you should…
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@Umatron
Izzy
a month ago
@fesshole As opposed to the infinitely less embarrassing being found stabbed to death with your pants round your ankles?
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@TheRealBeerMatt
matt
a month ago
@fesshole Less chance of piss leg.
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@CiaranWest
A Scribe Called C.West
a month ago
@fesshole Whereas squatting down with your pantaloons around your ankles was a total fighting stance.
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@Draconacticus
Draconacticus 🏴‍☠️ 🐝
a month ago
@fesshole Think by the time you'd taken your armour off you wouldn't need the toilet anymore.
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