@fesshole
Fesshole 🧻
a month ago
I am a secret knitter. My girlfriend is pregnant and I've had to invent an old lady at work who I attribute all the knitted garments to. I've even called her Nora. I fucking love knitting.
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@Alistair_King
Alistair King
a month ago
@fesshole My great aunt taught me to knit when I was about ten, and it’s a wonderfully therapeutic hobby.
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@DavidGr64139349
John David Greenbaum
a month ago
@fesshole Careful, the government are on the warpath against people addicted to needles
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@6x10E23
Take That, Avogadro πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸš€
a month ago
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@AliaAenor
AliaAenor
a month ago
@fesshole Just tell her. I would love if my husband took up knitting!
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@vickyallover
Victoria πŸŽ€
a month ago
@fesshole Embrace your inner Nora! Knitting is cool.
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@samthebatfan
Sam Megami Tensei V
a month ago
@fesshole (Presumably) they're having a kid with this woman. Just tell them you enjoy knitting you bloody baby πŸ˜…
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@ChaussetteRouge
Dr. Chaussette Rouge β™”
a month ago
@fesshole Remind us how a penis prohibits knitting again?
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