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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also jokes.

Portland, OR
Joined October 2013
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The Owl of Minerva -
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6 hours ago
no context reddit dot com
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9 hours ago
Yes, one day scientists will discover the Fundamental Particle of Gender, and finally put all these gender questions to bed. Until that day we should probably all just be cool about it though.
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12 hours ago
How anyone can confuse capitalism with a "meritocracy" is beyond me. Capitalism is based solely on property relations. Your boss isn't better than you because they own the business. Your landlord isn't better than you because they own the building. They just own things.
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Sigmund Freud (a well known weirdo sex perv), after studying the nature of the human psyche: "so it turns out everyone is a weirdo sex perv."
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16 hours ago
Human beings have many needs, but most philosophers agree that there are only three basic needs: - food - shelter - everyone shutting the fuck up every once in a while
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3 days ago
Me, angrily staring at the screen as I see that someone has copied one of my tweets: "how dare you, that's MY communist propaganda!!"
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3 days ago
Immanuel Kant (wokely): "universal reason dictates that we should follow puritanical Christian ethics."
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3 days ago
Not allowing the dishes to pile up by always putting them directly into the dishwasher right away is bourgeois decadence.
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4 days ago
I guess this would be a good time to repost this comic
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4 days ago
Of course, since I'm still blocked for being an Ass 🎩 and a chimp (true and fair play), I don't have the opportunity of replying. St. Elon prefers to win three year old arguments against himself, naturally.
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Also, 3 years later and all he's got is pretending to not know the difference between market cap and initial investment? The public invested billions in Telsa, far more than Musk. It wasn't vested into shares because our government is corrupt and likes to give money to the rich.
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Elon Musk is still so butthurt from the time I said he was like the villain from Altas Shrugged that he went back and replied to the thread 3 years later! It just goes to show, no matter how much you win at life, you can still be a loser in your heart. It's almost inspiring.
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5 days ago
Lmao yesterday a bunch of Elon Musk fans found this tweet again, so they are spending their Thanksgiving weekend defending Elon Musk's feeling from getting hurt by a 3 year old tweet, reminding me that Musk fanboys are literally the most pathetic losers on God's green Earth.
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3 years ago
The funniest thing about libertarians worshipping @elonmusk is that he's basically the villain from Atlas Shrugged. He makes all his money from government subsidies and contracts, and by wildly exaggerating production to pump up stock prices.
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6 days ago
The best part about being a godless communist is that you don't have to eating turkey and stuffing on Thanksgiving. You can eat something good instead.
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6 days ago
It always baffles me how we, as a society, have apparently decided that the job of "sports referee" (who need to make precise judgement calls extremely rapidly in a chaotic environment) is the only job where we believe peak performance is achieved by 65 year old men.
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7 days ago
i've been alive for a good while now and i have to say that my main impression is that it's a pain in the ass
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8 days ago
We all like to think of ourselves as rational human beings, and yet, we keep logging onto this website...
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Camus Teaches Elementary School -
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