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„this record is like spending a day at the end of runway one at heathrow, with 4 brickies on acid inviting you to eat rat salad…“ (review, black sabbath)

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@einheitskanzler
tequilakanzler
a year ago
„As a nation, we began by declaring that 'all men are created equal.' We now practically read it 'all men are created equal, except negroes.' When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' ... 1/2
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@DarthPutinKGB
Darth Putin
2 years ago
We cannot explain the unsolvable mystery that explains NATO's popularity. https://t.co/9YrdpCtQ2P
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@einheitskanzler
tequilakanzler
4 days ago
🔥🔥this is deeply philosophical. the act of cancelling becomes the performative opposite by making someone famous who otherwise wouldn’t have had to be cancelled 🧐 https://t.co/q7hYAuuVSE
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shauna
6 days ago
in the future everyone will be canceled for 15 minutes
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@einheitskanzler
tequilakanzler
4 days ago
„I didn’t pay for sex“ is the new „but i had my boxers on“. it was literally a tits for tats 🙄 https://t.co/tz2C6iAJrG
@NormEisen
Norm Eisen
4 days ago
What to make of the Greenberg hearing? Hoo boy. I represented defendants and cooperators at hearings like this one for 20 years. My takeaway: Gaetz is in deep, deep trouble. I'll be on @cnn later today to discuss. https://t.co/7lF3mtjwdM
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@jennycohn1
Jennifer Cohn ✍🏻 📢
6 days ago
2000: Rs block manual recount after memory card is found to have inexplicably deleted 16k votes from Gore’s total on a Diebold machine in Volusia county; no other races were impacted. Bush declared victorious by 537 votes. History forever altered. 1/
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@N_Waters89
Nick Waters
6 days ago
Three years ago today, two Mi-8 helicopters took off from Dumayr Airbase and flew towards Douma. Reported as “barrel bomb” helicopters by local observers, they in fact carried a payload of chlorine in modified gas canisters. https://t.co/vEC8PFwIEL
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@WoofWoof_TV
Woof Woof®
25 days ago
This just made my day! Benny is such a good listener (benson.thegoldenretriever1 / IG) https://t.co/SQQiTW4a7Y
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@Ozkok_A
Ali Özkök
11 days ago
A dog in Russia grabbed the reporter's microphone and ran away during a live broadcast https://t.co/R1T8VZ5Kpt
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@einheitskanzler
tequilakanzler
11 days ago
this is going to end ceausescu-style for yet another putin poodle... https://t.co/Ibo3dlvIME
@HannaLiubakova
Hanna Liubakova
11 days ago
#Belarus Anastasia Mirontseva, 24, was sentenced to two years in prison, while her sister Viktoryia, 26, to two and a half years. The victims are 5 riot policemen who wore balaclavas in court. None of them was able to confirm any injuries from these two young tiny women. https://t.co/M2yjSB76mf
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@jim_sidewalk
Jim Trailmaster
13 days ago
Gaetz has a major minor problem, while Biden has a minor Major problem.
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@einheitskanzler
tequilakanzler
13 days ago
i wonder if this successful activity against rusint lately has something to do with the change in the white house. it begs the question: did the trump vladministration cover for putin’s spies (and now under biden that cover has been ripped apart)? https://t.co/G7Wp17kV6I
@christogrozev
Christo Grozev
13 days ago
Italian carabinieri arrested an Italian navy officer and a Russian MoD diplomat (!) during handover of classified info to the Russian. Detaining a person with diplomatic status..even temporarily...is pretty extraordinary https://t.co/29m6UnddEU
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@ralfheimann
Ralf Heimann
13 days ago
AstraZeneca, der Armin Laschet unter den Impfstoffen
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@dog_rates
WeRateDogs®
14 days ago
This is Cooper. He's concerned this angle makes his head look big. Especially compared to the rest of his body. 13/10 maybe a little bit https://t.co/A0UjGNa7cV
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@einheitskanzler
tequilakanzler
19 days ago
@EDNYnews
US Attorney EDNY
19 days ago
German Attorney Pleads Guilty to Money Laundering https://t.co/4lcOCgpXo3 (Announced with @NewYorkFBI)
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@propornot
PropOrNot ID Service 🇺🇸
20 days ago
Tara Reade's accusations of Biden were a Russian op. Remember all the people who fell for it? Remember that when people pretend Russian propaganda doesn't have any effect. https://t.co/eCJ3zF82mV
@IsaacDovere
Edward-Isaac Dovere
20 days ago
Here’s Tara Reade on Kremlin-owned RT, claiming her accusations weren’t taken seriously because she was opposing Biden. “I see the same tactic being used toward Russia, with anti-Russian propaganda, and towards President Putin himself.” https://t.co/xjUpDRzuq7
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@humorandanimals
Humor And Animals
21 days ago
happy birthday to who ? happy birthday to woo ! (ivar_the_malamute IG) https://t.co/DjG1AGikXE
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@Andrew_Ward7
Andrew Ward
24 days ago
My colleagues and I having endorsed each other’s skills on LinkedIn. https://t.co/H2dy3889UP
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@christogrozev
Christo Grozev
25 days ago
Not sure what exactly is happening in Bulgaria but apparently a massive security operation overnight locked down parts of the capital, with reported arrests of people suspected of spying for Russia. The chief prosecutor implicitly confirmed reports via a cryptic tweet.
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@john_sipher
John Sipher
24 days ago
@JuliaDavisNews Putin has never debated anyone. If he was a real leader he’d debate navalny.
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