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BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT (HMH; 2020). Beloved inspirational author of FEASTING ON THE CARCASSES OF MY ENEMIES: A LOVE STORY; AN AXE TO GRIND.

Crooked Path, NY
Joined August 2012
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Duchess Goldblatt
a month ago
And now, if there’s nothing else, I’d like to get back on my bullshit.
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Duchess Goldblatt
an hour ago
A red cardinal is sitting outside my window winking at me. That's an ancient omen for a two-drink minimum sort of Friday night.
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Duchess Goldblatt
2 days ago
Awake at almost midnight on a weeknight like a goddamn Olympian.
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Duchess Goldblatt
2 days ago
Still awake at 7:30pm on a Tuesday like a goddamn triathlete.
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@BlakeLeyers
Blake Leyers (rhymes with cake layers) 🍰
3 days ago
Happiest of pub days to the incomparable @deannaraybourn for the latest in her outstanding Veronica Speedwell series. On the off chance you aren’t familiar with Veronica, get thee to it posthaste! https://t.co/QYuRUDEJUq
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Duchess Goldblatt
3 days ago
Nobody likes W2s. Send the tax people a nice piece of fruit instead.
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Duchess Goldblatt
3 days ago
I was young once. I know once the warm weather comes, everyone will want to be out conjugating verbs. There's a time and a place, friends.
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Duchess Goldblatt
3 days ago
God, is it March already? The traveling etymologists will be swinging through Crooked Path again soon, tracing words back to their Latin roots in front of vulnerable youngsters.
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Duchess Goldblatt
4 days ago
You want my advice, you'll go caramelize some onions.
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@LizHackett
Elizabeth Hackett
5 days ago
It's impossible to get work done in the Northwest because anytime a seagull cries all you think is, "I need an ill-fitting winter coat, a craggy beach, and weird local crime to solve."
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Duchess Goldblatt
6 days ago
I think we did well to schedule an everlasting weekend between now and Monday. We all need unending peace. Good work, team.
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@momaura
Maura O'Connell
7 days ago
Maura O'Connell ーThe Water Is Wide https://t.co/siBGiSepfy via @YouTubehere’s a younger me with an orchestra, your Grace. Hope it helps.
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@HMittelmark
Howard Mittelmark
7 days ago
You have to be careful about which premium tweets you read, because you can get really screwed on the surge pricing.
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Duchess Goldblatt
7 days ago
Thank you, @JoeNewberry. That made me cry. https://t.co/MN4aX8M6z3
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Joe Newberry
7 days ago
@duchessgoldblat Here you go, my friend... https://t.co/tYOd06uRqq
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Duchess Goldblatt
7 days ago
I had a really sad day and I think it would be nice if you all stopped playing that game you're all playing and instead came over to sit by me.
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@MsTerryMcMillan
Terry McMillan
7 days ago
My BFF just texted me this and I thought it was worth sharing: "Not all storms come to disrupt your life. Some come to clear your path."
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@katiecouric
Katie Couric
8 days ago
Your Grace, you’re perfect. 🙏🏻 https://t.co/Cg7bDCEF1b
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Duchess Goldblatt
9 days ago
@katiecouric @drmarkhyman Katie. Haven't I improved myself enough already?
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@tootlesgirl
Candice Machata
9 days ago
@duchessgoldblat My friend’s father was in hospice. He was sad as he was going to die before the new Gamache came out. My friend wrote to Ms Penny who sent her an arc and she was able to read it to him. Fan forever.
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Duchess Goldblatt
9 days ago
Do you think Louise Penny loves me as much as I love her? Someone get your snowshoes on and hightail it over to Three Pines to find out. (But be cool about it.)
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