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11 hours ago
watching an episode of judge judy about dog breeding and she keeps saying "the bitch owner" lol
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a day ago
guys i just don’t know…
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a day ago
i meant to tweet this a few weeks ago when everyone was doing their top 10 tv shows of all time lol well here they…
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a day ago
EPISODE #73 BRING BACK OUR MEN w/ @dan_allegretto 🍎 🟒
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2 days ago
did you guys know that pittsburgh is a six and a half hour drive from the city?? i wanted to go take a selfie in fr…
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2 days ago
"moisture wicking fabric" aka POLYESTER only creates a greenhouse for more moisture to collect.. how do we stop this
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2 days ago
β€œviva la revolucien!!” -me throwing the first brick at Lucien
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4 days ago
my official review of benedetta
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4 days ago
citroΓ«n's 1980 warm vision of the future versus tesla's bleak as shit armored sterile interpretation 40 years later
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4 days ago
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4 days ago
dixie d'amelio has danica patrick vibes
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4 days ago
i understand kanye bc i too am chronically 30 lbs overweight and that drives me to the brink of insanity and yet also artistic genius
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5 days ago
a woman
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6 days ago
What insufferable type of person would you be, had things broken a little differently in your life? I'd be an Anima…
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5 days ago
you should be able to do one wordle before noon and one wordle after... two wordles a day......
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5 days ago
this is the caffeine talking but i would love a limited docuseries following frankie grande around during pride month
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6 days ago
on tonight's episode of Rural Greenpoint:
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6 days ago
couple things in regards to euphoria: 1) ppl much younger than me pretending to know what a music supervisor does 2…
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