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@coffeeshopjihad

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“She has cheese issues, but mostly a good person.”• فارسى بلدم • سبحان الله • running w/ MS • opinions my own

Joined February 2012
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@coffeeshopjihad
Mackenzie
9 months ago
Me: I forgot the salad, but I brought you a pineapple. The pineapple:
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@chrischirp
Prof. Christina Pagel
8 hours ago
LONG COVID THREAD: The people running the BBC Horizon "Great British Intelligence Test" challenge on over 80,000 people took the opportunity to see if they could detect any differences by whether people had had covid or not...
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@the_ironsheik
The Iron Sheik
4 hours ago
WITH COMPASSION GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Mackenzie
3 hours ago
Apparently @witticus10 and I are “needs Motrin after riding a wooden roller coaster” years old.
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@DavidJollyFL
David Jolly
a day ago
Alabama GOP Gov Kay Ivey: "It’s time to start blaming the unvaccinated folks, not the regular folks. It’s the unvaccinated folks that are letting us down....I’ve done all I know how to do."
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@Joshinthepark
Josh
a day ago
Heads up if you’re military/veteran you can get a free toy every month from Barkbox for your pups :)
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Mackenzie
a day ago
Asking me if I ate a third toaster strudel is a HIPAA violation.
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@USEmCee
USEmCee.
2 days ago
Please LORD read this.
@michaelharriot
Michael Harriot
3 days ago
It finally happened. One of my worst fears came true today but with faith and courage, I managed to overcome this nightmare scenario. Thread.
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@meekwire
James Gordon Meek
3 days ago
Afghan interpreter may be condemned to die because of a paperwork error
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@Acyn
Acyn
3 days ago
Brady: Not a lot of people think we could’ve won. In fact, I think about 40% of the people still don’t think we won Biden: I understand that
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3 days ago
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@PowerUSAID
Samantha Power
4 days ago
Thrilled to see @POTUS nominate @tcwittes as @USAID Assistant Administrator for the Middle East. Tammy is a leading voice on the region who has shaped policy from in & out of government. She's also a founder of @lc_wins which does so much to advocate for women in foreign affairs.
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@coffeeshopjihad
Mackenzie
4 days ago
Old Bay seasoning
@JerasIkehorn
Jeras Ikehorn
5 days ago
ONLY USING A FOOD, TELL US WHERE YOU LIVE.
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@foxes_in_love
Foxes in Love
4 days ago
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Mackenzie
5 days ago
Again, @witticus10 tried to warn me. And again, I underestimated what I was in for.
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@EdClowes
Ed Clowes
7 days ago
Danish Siddiqui, Reuters' chief photographer, won the Pulitzer prize in 2018 for this photo of a Rohingya woman who had crossed the Bay of Bengal to flee genocide. Danish was killed by a Taliban ambush in Afghanistan today whilst embedded with troops.
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@Haqmal
Kabir Haqmal
7 days ago
Last photo of #Afghan commandos taken by journalist @dansiddiqui. He killed last night in a #Taliban ambush. Sidiqi was embedded with #ANDSF in #Kandahar. He was a well known #Indian journalist & winner of Pulitzer Prize.
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@coffeeshopjihad
Mackenzie
6 days ago
I have not stopped sweating since I got here. Summer in Texas is like opening an oven and sticking your head in it.
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Mackenzie
6 days ago
Okay I was wrong. Bucees is more than a gas station.
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