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(1.5M on tiktok) I’m not British | they/she | Stand up Comedian | बॉलीवुड की फ़ैन | Barbra Streisand-Enthusiast | Alaskan | MERCH AND MORE ⬇️

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Chelsea Hart
24 days ago
The fact that this is so contentious I’m likely gonna get three videos out of it. #wtf #america #History #disney
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14 hours ago
My cervix had a goth phase and I didn’t even know #Health #wtf #America
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a day ago
Definitely not seeing the legacy of hundreds of years of gen0cide and murder playing out in the British public, nope #PritiPatel #uk #wtf #migrants #RefugeesWelcome
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a day ago
This is an unholy reminder that while they were standardising American English, Noah Webster, who Webster’s dictionary is named after, wanted to, among many things, change the spelling of soup to “soop”, change women to “wimmin”, and machine to “masheen” HAPPY NIGHMARES YALL
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Chelsea Hart
2 days ago
Never apologise for knowing exactly how you need to be loved.
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2 days ago
Don’t judge yourself for being a fully functioning person with a beating heart, when so much could’ve made you numb. You didn’t go numb, cause you’re a fighter and you’re stubborn af and I like that about you. Sexy bitch. Xxx
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2 days ago
Pain is an unavoidable part of life. Most of the time it will never make sense. Don’t gaslight yourself out of the reality of how much you’ve overcome. Sometimes there is no answer. Sometimes life is terrible and we learn to grow around it. And I’m so very proud of you for it.
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2 days ago
Feeling pain doesn’t make you weak. In fact, I dare say it means you’re very, very functional. Would you say to a body builder he’s weak for being sore after leg day? Why then are you calling yourself weak as you lift up the weight of life and all the terrible things it means?
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2 days ago
We try to make sense out of the senseless. We say to ourselves “if I can figure out how this happened, then I will be strong” We come up with defensive strategies to combat and figure put overwhelming grief that there is no cure for. This is the bartering stage of grief.
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2 days ago
I think one of the hardest things to make sense of when you’ve been hurt is that pain doesn’t make you weak. There is nothing wrong with reacting to the dog shit stimuli around you. And there’s, quite often, nothing you could’ve done to prevent it.
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Chelsea Hart
3 days ago
Ain’t really anything in this world that will bring instantaneous joy quite like seeing a French Bulldog in a onesie.
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Chelsea Hart
6 days ago
Yeah sex is great but… Have you ever sobbed uncontrollably to your therapist for an entire hour while she tells you how lovely you are? 😍
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Chelsea Hart
7 days ago
My mom has ADHD just like me. So, periodically, and without context, she will send me whatever she’s hyperfocusing on. Today it’s the McDonald’s character origin story. She’s nearly 60 and it’s glorious. Hahahaha
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7 days ago
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Chelsea Hart
8 days ago
A man just asked me “who the fuck raised you” Not realising my mother grew up in Detroit in the late 60s, and this everything she could've possibly ever hoped I would become. 😂😂😂
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Chelsea Hart
13 days ago
If I cry like Kyle, can I go on a murder spree too? You promise?

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Chelsea Hart
13 days ago
Kyle Rittenhouse is snivelling, stupid, little Klanny potato and that fucking judge has the complexion of a plastic bag filled with three day old cum.
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Chelsea Hart
13 days ago
I, a white person, should not be celebrated as “special” for proclaiming the historic fact of racism. History exists with or without me. If when I say simple truth, you’re shocked enough to applaud, please question how many lies you’ve digested, that the truth seems refreshing.
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Chelsea Hart
13 days ago
Today a woman exclaimed to me “Wow! It’s so great you acknowledge your white privilege!” Though she meant well, it’s not “great”. It just *is*. I’m not special simply because I recognise the burden of history. The truth is only remarkable when it has been shrouded in lies.
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