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NYC Based Stand Up Comedian•City Winery•The Loft•NYC & Philly 6/7 & 6/8•Music Room•Cape Cod 8/3🔥tix:👇

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NoelCaslerComedy
2 days ago
Car Rant Vol.65, Trump Truths: Elon Musk, Trump Hotel & Crypto Bros🔥
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9 hours ago
‘Hate has no place in our Nation’ sounds thin after it moved-in, bought up half the houses on the block and is having backyard parties every weekend. Hate is here, we’re the Home Depot of hate. How do we stop it? That’s the question to be asked. Cut off Fox News & NRA to start..
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14 hours ago
White boy trolls are hangry today; all that crypto crashing a Musk mania has ‘em shook. I turned-on replies an obv flooded w hate but if you’re a friendly follower I ask that you please not engage w/them in my replies. Just block ‘em but let’s not enlarge their platform. Thx🙏
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15 hours ago
*I’m not advocating for more police brutality, but somehow a routine traffic stop can result in use of deadly force on the regs for POC but an armed white paramilitary equipped racist with an assault rifle with the ‘n-word’ written on it is taken peacefully into custody. Hmm.
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15 hours ago
If there’s way to put hands on a mass killer’s elbow and escort him to a car that says: ‘so what do you like on your pizza?’ Those cops in Buffalo nailed it. They were rougher to 75 year old man at a peaceful BLM protest than a racist who just killed 10 people. Makes you wonder.
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15 hours ago
If you grew up a white person in the USA you know how much racism exists, how cruel and casually racist ‘jokes’ were in the 70’s & 80’s. I heard that sh*t from parents, teachers, scout leaders, bus drivers, coaches, classmates, comedians, it was filth then and it’s worse now.
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15 hours ago
Call out your friends and neighbors when they say racist crap. Don’t laugh it off or ignore it, confront it. Reach out to kids being raised on hate and let them know it’s wrong. Fight hate like our collective future depends on it because it does. MAGA is a racist cult, stop them.
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15 hours ago
Let’s be real about how many white folks are turning a blind eye to terrorists being raised among us, white supremacy has infiltrated every level our our society, from suburban cops to US Congress. Trump used the n-word often but people kept it quiet. Don’t be quiet, be loud.
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NoelCaslerComedy
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Elise Stefanik ran campaign ads citing the the ‘great replacement’ theory BS that inspired this racist mass shooter and since she’s in the same region it seems to me there’s a good chance she should get sued for willful disregard of public safety. @EliseStefanik
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NoelCaslerComedy
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As far as I know this is a first in American politics, news media being completely blocked from covering a US Senate Campaign event. In the miasma of this awful weekend it shouldn’t be overlooked. PA can do much better than QAnon pro Trump fascists. We can all do much better.
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To recap: Many outlets, inc @CBSNews , arrived around 12 noon in Bucks County to cover surging Sen. candidate Kathy Barnette at an event publicly listed as her final rally before she faces voters. From the start, a security team of at least 5 physically blocked us from entering...
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NoelCaslerComedy
a day ago
Elon claimed to be worried about the bots on Twitter yesterday but they sure are doing his bidding tonight. My guess is a guy like him has five years left in US and flees to South Africa or Switzerland to live in exile. He’ll tank his companies first though. He’s nuts. @elonmusk
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NoelCaslerComedy
a day ago
Guys like Elon inspire mostly white male dung munchers as anyone who speaks out about him can attest. There’s nothing more fragile than the perpetually adolescent bro ego. Couple that with many of these dudes losing money as crypto tanks and there’s a real danger to act out.
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a day ago
Banning Fox News is not a free speech issue it’s a paid speech issue, they are saying this sh*t because it makes them money.
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*we’ve had two mass shootings and we’re only halfway thru the weekend. F*ck the NRA and all the d*ckless putzes that support them. @NRA
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