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@carahmae

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I'm the dog that ate your birthday cake

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@carahmae
bummer
12 hours ago
wasted the best hair day ive had in a year on a date w an individual who turned out to be unvaccinated for no reason and didn’t know what the word equestrian meant.
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@carahmae
bummer
a day ago
Wordle 222 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🧚🏻‍♂️
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@carahmae
bummer
3 days ago
Wordle 220 2/6 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 happy to report I may not have smoked ALL of my brain cells away.
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@carahmae
bummer
4 days ago
This is my favorite dumpster fire to watch right now. The toes on the boots 🤡
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@dereksmth
derek
7 days ago
Will never forget this Louie Anderson story from Casey Wilson's book
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@carahmae
bummer
7 days ago
goddamnit it. I really loved Louie Anderson. comedy hero and amazing human. RIP.
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@carahmae
bummer
8 days ago
logging on to let everyone know that I am reading a book right now. Please don’t bother me because I am reading a novel.
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@carahmae
bummer
9 days ago
hearing a soap-opera on tv in the middle of the day is one of the most depressing sounds ever.
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@carahmae
bummer
10 days ago
The Book of Beautiful Sentences 😭
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@annetdonahue
Anne T. Donahue
10 days ago
AND EVERY TIME I SCRATCH MY NAILS DOWN SOMEONE ELSE'S BACK I HOPE YOU FEEL IT
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@carahmae
bummer
10 days ago
ew, never trust anyone.
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@carahmae
bummer
10 days ago
what is the highest rated item at taco bell?
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@carahmae
bummer
10 days ago
body misses ballet
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@HeavenlyGrandpa
cass city ✨ Los Angeles 2/26
11 days ago
i am a renaissance woman (nude, laying down, chubby little tummy)
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