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A Sensible Mate Choice

@b_rye_crush

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@b_rye_crush
A Sensible Mate Choice
a year ago
You’re not a twink if you can’t sing operatic parts originally written for castrati
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@dklmarxist
Marxist Lynchist🇳🇬
12 hours ago
American monarchist guys are an amusing concept to me, who the hell would they want to be king of America?
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@b_rye_crush
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21 hours ago
This is some primo Al dente race science right here
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@b_rye_crush
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a day ago
Mostly scared because for a bunch of diagnostic piss tests in the past I’ve often had “crystals” in the sample so probably gotta change something so I don’t get stones, sry for this tmi.
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@b_rye_crush
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a day ago
To me this is like cronenbergian level body horror because my current lifestyle is probably leading to either kidney or gallstones sometime in the future.
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@b_rye_crush
A Sensible Mate Choice
a day ago
Suddenly remembering that post where a guy ejected a kidney stone while he came (not uncommon afaik) and his bf referred to it as a pearl.
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@b_rye_crush
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a day ago
I’m posting this for the bit in no way am I attracted to Gorbachev lmao.
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@b_rye_crush
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a day ago
Mr Gorbachev tear up this hole
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@b_rye_crush
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a day ago
The last very nerdy anecdote was trying to put forward an example of how even in an economy in which the metal in coins is a major source of their value the power, prestige and reputation of the state issuing it makes a huge difference in terms of valuation.
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@b_rye_crush
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a day ago
Maybe these plastic fibers affect sperm more than in just motility but as long as they aren’t causing any significant sexual issues you’re fine you don’t need to worry about having good swimmers.
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@b_rye_crush
A Sensible Mate Choice
a day ago
A while back I saw a guy posting about stopping wearing briefs because the plastic fibers in them evidently decrease sperm motility and I was just thinking “why, ur gay you don’t need to worry about your ability to impregnate.”
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@b_rye_crush
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a day ago
I’ve considered getting a dangly earring just so I can walk faster than slow women without them freaking out
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@b_rye_crush
A Sensible Mate Choice
a day ago
Ultimate deep troll is to become the art hoe kind of techno DJ and once you advance to playing Berghain in the middle of your set you announce “this shit only exists because you offload your defense expenditures into America.”
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@b_rye_crush
A Sensible Mate Choice
a day ago
Ugh some of us need to have tactical nukes on us to feel safe around cis men
@babadookspinoza
they/them might be giants ☭
2 days ago
No nuclear weapons at Pride. I will die on this hill.
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