A Sensible Mate Choice
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You’re not a twink if you can’t sing operatic parts originally written for castrati
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American monarchist guys are an amusing concept to me, who the hell would they want to be king of America?
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This is some primo Al dente race science right here
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Mostly scared because for a bunch of diagnostic piss tests in the past I’ve often had “crystals” in the sample so probably gotta change something so I don’t get stones, sry for this tmi.
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To me this is like cronenbergian level body horror because my current lifestyle is probably leading to either kidney or gallstones sometime in the future.
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Suddenly remembering that post where a guy ejected a kidney stone while he came (not uncommon afaik) and his bf referred to it as a pearl.
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I’m posting this for the bit in no way am I attracted to Gorbachev lmao.
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The last very nerdy anecdote was trying to put forward an example of how even in an economy in which the metal in coins is a major source of their value the power, prestige and reputation of the state issuing it makes a huge difference in terms of valuation.
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Maybe these plastic fibers affect sperm more than in just motility but as long as they aren’t causing any significant sexual issues you’re fine you don’t need to worry about having good swimmers.
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A while back I saw a guy posting about stopping wearing briefs because the plastic fibers in them evidently decrease sperm motility and I was just thinking “why, ur gay you don’t need to worry about your ability to impregnate.”
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I’ve considered getting a dangly earring just so I can walk faster than slow women without them freaking out
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Ultimate deep troll is to become the art hoe kind of techno DJ and once you advance to playing Berghain in the middle of your set you announce “this shit only exists because you offload your defense expenditures into America.”
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Ugh some of us need to have tactical nukes on us to feel safe around cis men
No nuclear weapons at Pride. I will die on this hill.
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