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@ashleytwo

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~30. Aspiring game developer. Mostly tweet about games, politics, TV and wine. Sto imparando l'italiano. he/him

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Joined July 2008
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@ashleytwo
Ashley
5 months ago
A year ago I signed up to a personal trainer feeling bleh and I think it's fair to say it worked out well! My main goal wasn't really to lose weight but ended up losing 12kg and somehow ended up on 5% body fat. Looking forward to the bulking stage now though 😅
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@ashleytwo
Ashley
7 hours ago
Just written a 1000 word email that could be best summarised with the gif below but sometimes you've got to spell it out.
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@ashleytwo
Ashley
8 hours ago
Instagram just removed a photo from 2015 for "promoting illegal or hard drugs". It was a photo of paracetamol.
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@ashleytwo
Ashley
10 hours ago
Is there a German word for when you look at your unread emails and try and decide which one looks least painful to read first?
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@ashleytwo
Ashley
a day ago
Mom has just sent me a link to a house she's put an offer on; three bedrooms with a driveway that can hold 4 cars and a garage. Seems excessive.
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@ashleytwo
Ashley
a day ago
Jake Peralta lied to us! This is yesterday's btw
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Ashley
a day ago
I can't tell if Twitter now auto-scrolling back to the top of a thread if you come back to it (switch apps or click into a subthread and back) is a shitty feature or a shitty bug.
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@ashleytwo
Ashley
a day ago
Today's gym hunt hasn't gone very well. First one the owner wasn't in so they were closed (??) and the second I didn't realise was class-based but I did that British thing of pretending to still be interested out of politeness.
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@ashleytwo
Ashley
a day ago
Keep having dreams about my little brother being cruel towards me. Not his usual selfish dickish attitude but actively cruel. Wonder what that's about.
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@ashleytwo
Ashley
a day ago
Living near the O2 turned out to be not as bad as I feared (moved during lockdown) but the times when the most kicking out noise is generated seems to be for male-orientated audiences in their 50s+. Strange that.
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@ashleytwo
Ashley
2 days ago
Does someone want to come up from London and keep me company?
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@ashleytwo
Ashley
2 days ago
This is a 6 day supply now 😭
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@ashleytwo
Ashley
2 days ago
Just been to a large Tesco for the first time in ages which is the first place I went to when I came back to the country and I can remember just walking around in a daze as my first real encounter of how the pandemic changed things.
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@ashleytwo
Ashley
2 days ago
Been to check out three gyms (two muscle bros and one gym/spa kind of thing) and it's all so depressing. Been spoilt by having a private one 😭
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