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Amanda Schumer

@amanda_schumer

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New York, NY
Joined October 2009
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Amanda Schumer
28 days ago
Being that I still have PTSD from HBO ruining GoT I will not be watching House of Dragons.
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@lizzo
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a month ago
I’m pledging $500k from my upcoming tour to Planned Parenthood. Live Nation agreed to match— to make it 1 MILLION dollars
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NBC Bay Area
a month ago
Abortion rights supporters march to Washington Square Park in New York City protesting the overturning of Roe v. Wade.
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Ari Paparo
a month ago
Wonder how the Roe decision will impact college applications and admissions. You going to send your daughter to UT Austin?
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Amanda Schumer
a month ago
Conceal carry in NYC...yes, that's exactly what we need. 😑😑😑
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Amanda Schumer
a month ago
Nordstrom is shutting down their Trunk Club and this means I have to actually shop for my own clothes.
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Amanda Schumer
a month ago
If anyone wants an easy feel good show that makes you miss being a teenager JUST a little I recommend @thesummeritp
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Amanda Schumer
2 months ago
Yes, we know, gas is expensive. We don't need 52352 gas price selfies every freaking day.
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Amanda Schumer
2 months ago
I'm pretty sure the number of children abused in drag bars is zero. Got any stats handy about children in the church? 🧐
@laurenboebert
Lauren Boebert
2 months ago
Take your children to CHURCH, not drag bars.
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Amanda Schumer
2 months ago
It will never stop being funny watching people run to catch the G train because they don't remember the station is much longer than the trains 🤣
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Amanda Schumer
2 months ago
There are just too many story lines in Stranger Things this season.
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Amanda Schumer
2 months ago
Maybe we should start calling children embryos. Republicans seem really eager to protect them.
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Amanda Schumer
2 months ago
One year ago today.
@kylegriffin1
Kyle Griffin
a year ago
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- Texas lawmakers approve letting people carry handguns without a license, background check or training.
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Amanda Schumer
2 months ago
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@NoLieWithBTC
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
2 months ago
NEW: A pastor in Tennessee just said his church is no longer tax-exempt after TikTok users submitted complaints to the IRS because he went on a rabid rant at his church saying Democrats can’t be Christian and yelled “you ain’t seen an insurrection yet!”
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