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Allen Baylus

@allenbaylus

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Award-winning pop culture nerd. Freelance food geek. Professional TV ninja. Web enthusiast.

Reisterstown, MD
Joined December 2012
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Allen Baylus
2 months ago
They have traffic going on one lane on occasion right now. They are putting in a new pole so traffic is being stopped both ways n occasion.
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Allen Baylus
5 months ago
Southbound I95 in Delaware is currently closed. No details
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Allen Baylus
7 months ago
It’s going to be another rough week at work.
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Allen Baylus
7 months ago
Sacrifices must be made… #RickandMorty
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Allen Baylus
7 months ago
I can occasionally keep a stream up for the hour plus commute into the office. But when I leave downtown DC, it tak…
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Allen Baylus
10 months ago
AT&T changing their contract terms to only allow class action lawsuits? I’ll assume that they had unreported issues…
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Allen Baylus
a year ago
It has to be the deer that the Komodo dragon bit. It thinks uts fine abs it hit away. But the toxins in the bite wi…
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Joe Biden
a year ago
No matter how you’re celebrating this year, Champ and Major wish you a Merry Christmas.
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Allen Baylus
a year ago
Only thing that comes to mind when I see rent trending
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Allen Baylus
a year ago
I was expecting more.
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Allen Baylus
a year ago
Lord of the lies or Lord of the flies. Not quite a halo of flies but I think that someone is claiming him as their…
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Allen Baylus
a year ago
And I will assume that doing his comedy tour makes up a lot of his income. But he is stuck at home like all of the…
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Allen Baylus
a year ago
I understand why Bill Maher was consoling about no one being allowed to attend his show but comparing it to people…
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Allen Baylus
a year ago
Sparky “Lord von Derp” joined the ranks of the @decadedogs today.
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Allen Baylus
a year ago
So the question is which non legendary Pokémon do people actually want.
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Allen Baylus
a year ago
Why isn’t #lashing or @lashing trending right now. Top 2 stories right now involved trump lashing (out at) somethi…
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