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lana schwartz

@_lanabelle

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writer bitch/ @newyorkerhumor , @thehairpin , @realpunknews + more/the book BUILD YOUR OWN ROMANTIC COMEDY/i think that my horse is regular sized (she/her)

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Joined June 2010
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lana schwartz
2 years ago
hi hello my book BUILD YOUR OWN ROMANTIC COMEDY is out today!!
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6 hours ago
when a guy is seemingly normal to everyone else but weird to you......it's like what an honor. tysm
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lana schwartz
10 hours ago
the next time someone asks me what i write i stg i'm gonna be like 'you ever hear of a little movie called jaws'
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10 hours ago
Hey @benryanwriter you can take my photo right off of your ignorant headline! Instead of profiting off of the disease of others maybe try to aspire to connect gay men to actual avenues of community and activism — no alternative for sex workers in this piece. Shameful privilege.
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no earthquake
2 days ago
i think what gets lost in the dimes square convo is that they’ve produced basically no art so far, my friends that’s not a scene that’s a country club
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lana schwartz
a day ago
this is the 9-5 lucy dacus is talking about in 'night shift'
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Netflix
3 days ago
Vampires live amongst us. And @iamJamieFoxx hunts them for a living. #DayShift premieres August 12 on @Netflix .
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@_lanabelle
lana schwartz
a day ago
not in the business of @-ing celebrities but if anyone knows one or both of them can you ask
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lana schwartz
a day ago
where is the angel olsen/sharon van etten album that we were not exactly promised yet felt implied
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lana schwartz
a day ago
more alike than different etc
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@_lanabelle
lana schwartz
a day ago
was feeling old/out of touch at aerie until a teen told me she liked my bernie sanders shirt 🥲🥲
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@OlufemiOTaiwo
Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
a day ago
"The issue is not that the people of the world value television less than they did in the 1990s. The reality is that the people with the most money have devised, at every turn, new and more bulletproof ways for them to make and keep more money..."
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lana schwartz
a day ago
have had a string of bad luck recently and someone described it like i have a 'dark cloud' hanging over me.....real charlie brown hours
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@ohemgeeijizzed
rad dad
2 days ago
hey (with the intention of going to pumpkin patches, haunted houses and corn mazes this halloween)
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lana schwartz
2 days ago
only murders in a three-story walkup......horrible to contemplate
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