lana schwartz
@_lanabelle
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writer bitch/ @newyorkerhumor , @thehairpin , @realpunknews + more/the book BUILD YOUR OWN ROMANTIC COMEDY/i think that my horse is regular sized (she/her)
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hi hello my book BUILD YOUR OWN ROMANTIC COMEDY is out today!!
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when a guy is seemingly normal to everyone else but weird to you......it's like what an honor. tysm
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the next time someone asks me what i write i stg i'm gonna be like 'you ever hear of a little movie called jaws'
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Hey
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you can take my photo right off of your ignorant headline!
Instead of profiting off of the disease of others maybe try to aspire to connect gay men to actual avenues of community and activism — no alternative for sex workers in this piece. Shameful privilege.
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i think what gets lost in the dimes square convo is that they’ve produced basically no art so far, my friends that’s not a scene that’s a country club
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this is the 9-5 lucy dacus is talking about in 'night shift'
Vampires live amongst us. And
@iamJamieFoxx
hunts them for a living.
#DayShift
premieres August 12 on
@Netflix
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not in the business of @-ing celebrities but if anyone knows one or both of them can you ask
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where is the angel olsen/sharon van etten album that we were not exactly promised yet felt implied
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was feeling old/out of touch at aerie until a teen told me she liked my bernie sanders shirt 🥲🥲
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"The issue is not that the people of the world value television less than they did in the 1990s. The reality is that the people with the most money have devised, at every turn, new and more bulletproof ways for them to make and keep more money..."
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have had a string of bad luck recently and someone described it like i have a 'dark cloud' hanging over me.....real charlie brown hours
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hey (with the intention of going to pumpkin patches, haunted houses and corn mazes this halloween)
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only murders in a three-story walkup......horrible to contemplate
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