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@ZorroOld

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Minecraft player and teller of tall tales. Love to meet new people and share Dad Jokes and stories to make us smile.

New York State, USA
Joined May 2019
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@ZorroOld
OldZorro
3 days ago
Still no updates from me. Subscribe for more tweets like this.
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@ZorroOld
OldZorro
6 months ago
It took 7 years but someone just found my review helpful..
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@ZorroOld
OldZorro
7 months ago
Do you like Minecraft? Do you like wood buttons? Do you like scary stories? Creaky and I are putting together some videos that combine 2 of the 3 above. Can you guess which two?
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@ZorroOld
OldZorro
7 months ago
I ordered a coffee without cream. The barista says, “Sorry sir, we don’t sell cream, is it okay if you have it without milk?”
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@ZorroOld
OldZorro
7 months ago
Laying in bed I was thinking "What if I was sick in the hospital and the nurse handed me my phone to talk to Creaky one last time?" Right there I decided that I would not wait until it was too late to talk to her. I woke her up and said "Don't look through my email when I'm dead.
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@ZorroOld
OldZorro
7 months ago
Do you miss hearing Creaky's laugh? We are working on a couple of projects now that has us both excited. If it turns out the way we are planning it should be worth a few giggles.
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@ZorroOld
OldZorro
8 months ago
I'll give $100 to anyone who brings me a carrot cake and $100.
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@ZorroOld
OldZorro
10 months ago
Thinking of trying some reaction videos to newer music, which I don't know at all. Old guy reacting to new music. I think I would enjoy that.
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@ZorroOld
OldZorro
10 months ago
If I was chef Bobby Flay, I would have definitely named my daughter "Sue."
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@ZorroOld
OldZorro
11 months ago
CreakyBuzzard is finally getting settled and has started drawing again. She is so talented!!
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@ZorroOld
OldZorro
12 months ago
Apparently I went to the wrong clinic for my vaccine and have to redo mine. So, what's "Parvo"?
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@ZorroOld
OldZorro
12 months ago
Normalize kindness!
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@ZorroOld
OldZorro
a year ago
My recovery is going well. My cardiologist gave me permission to start exercising as much as I want. I was already doing that. Apparently he means I should start exercising.
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