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this tweet is completely unironic if you leave carts out in the middle of the parking lot you're just a shitty person. not sorry, you deserve to hear it.
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He's still dead.
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mfs that have 6k+ hours in cs that are faceit lvl10 and play professionally be posting "MM RANK UPDATE BROKEN - FREE GLOBAL" like they're shocked that it's actually supposed to be attainable
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i really dont care what Yankee Doodle did when he went to town. His toxic fanbase tells me everything I need to know about him .
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this is an actual video of Ben Shapiro in his first year of law school
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sometimes when my car makes funny noises I make the noises back to let it know how stupid it sounds.
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[terrible Seinfeld impression] What's the deal with bananas? I mean, you got orange juice, you got apple juice; why not Banana Juice? *is immediately burned at the stake*
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oh, look. All of my goats are in a line. [goat noises]
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then why does it make me so good at dancing
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there are people that you haven’t met yet that will be coming to your wedding, surprising you on your birthday, sucking milky wilky out of your big busty titties, watching tv with u in your new house. so many characters in your story that you have yet to meet 🤍
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A thousand apologies milady but I seem to have forgotten to use a condom
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